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Sometimes all you need is a bad bitch to give you a hug and tell you it's gunna be okay.

J.B.E 05/20/2025

#my brother in law referring to my sister #theyre such cuties #text post #quote book

I wanna be an asset and a threat

Hank Green (out of context)

#hank green #vlogbrothers #maybe hanks spy was just really good?

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The Alexander City Outlook, Alabama, July 12, 1934

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Grandfather: *composing to classical music*

Me: Whoa! Turn up, Grandpa!

Grandfather: Turn it up? *Turns up volume*

#My grandfather recently died he was a great man and so funny and so old :)

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“Yes I’m closed minded- just like Jesus Christ was”

— actual thing a man said to my friend while “preaching” in the quad today

so annoyed that people learned that acknowledging a problem is good. not because I don’t think it’s good, but bc so many people have decided that doing the one good thing of acknowledgement is the only step they are willing to take.

#your fucking words do nothing for me!!#i don’t need you to tell me there’s a problem #I KNOW IM LIVING IN THE PROBLEM #do something productive or gtfo my face

There is no yawning; there is no fun; there is no dying.

G.C. 09/18/18

#quote book #text #this was in a class i was observing for my student teaching #she was going over the rules of her class #at the time it seemed very out there but now i totally get it

And me? I’m just aggressive- I’m not passive about that shit.

J.D.L. 07/11/18

#quote book #text #this is not true #she is both passive aggressive AND aggressive aggressive #get you a girl who can do both

I forgot about the body in the trunk.

Prof. R. 09/18/18

#quote book #text #my prof told us this story. the long version is that he is an archeologist and at a dig sight they found a greatly preserved body.#for some reason or another he had to put the body in the trunk of his car #he was pulled over by the cops and shenanigans ensued #I don’t remember the shenanigans per se but it was funny enough to quote so there that

I’m a bad boi in my heart.

S. M. W. 08/28/18

#quote book #text #me #i went through this weird phase of referring to myself as a bad boi completely unironically #I still do it sometimes but in college it was to the extreme #hashtag bad boi 4 lyft

Teachers [always be] tryna fucking learn.

M. H. 07/13/18

#quote book #text #teachers #my roommate and i were like googling something random shit that didn’t matter and mh said this #she’s not wrong we really do the most with that #knowledge is power

My butt has taken many a pounding.

J. R. 07/06/18

#quote book #text

All my feelings are negative.

G. R. B. III 06/20/18

#quote book #text #i don’t remember this conversation but it’s very on brand for them #hope they’re doing ok

I wish I was a cup that could be poured back into the ocean. Then no one would miss me.

T.V. 04/06/22

#tomv #text post #tw: suidice #quote book #my bf said this today #I don’t know what to do with this information #he won’t see a therapist bc he doesn’t want to talk to someone who is paid to listen #he wants someone that relates to his views on the world so that he can talk it out with like minded and similarly driven people #I totally understand that #but he doesn’t have those people here and I sometimes feel like it’s just a matter of time before my bf kills himself

I can’t be a mediocre ass bad bitch

J. L. 02/24/18

#quote book #text #getting ready to go out with her takes HOURS #love her to death tho (:

Cuz I feel emotionally and, like, spiritually connected to the raccoon.

A. M. W. 2/23/18

#quote book #text #she’s talking about the video where the raccoon is *saved* from a sewer but then immediately returns to it and closes the lid

Stop touching your feet in public.

C. B. 02/02/18

#quote book #text #she was talking to me bc I was rubbing my feet #I had flats on in a 60 degree room and needed to warm up #she does not like feet

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