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[its-misskelseyjo]

"Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?"

"You two just gonna stand there like the ugly girls at prom, or you gonna pitch in?"

Something tells me Bobby Singer did not have a nice prom experience.

[its-misskelseyjo]

When my little brother was about 3, my sister and I thought it would be funny to tell him he had a brother (which he doesn’t).  My brother was a sharp little kid, and naturally responded with, “Well how come I’ve never seen him?”  So, my sister and I quickly fabricated a story about my dear twin brother “Chuck” who tragically had something spilled on him in the delivery room, and as a result has turned invisible.  My little brother looked at us and promptly responded with a defiant, “Nuh uh!” and walked away.

My sister and I giggled and were only slightly disappointed that our cunning lie was not enough to fool our brother.  We did not think about the encounter until a few weeks later when my mother screamed both of our names from the kitchen.  We wandered in, confused, and Mom says, “WHY ON EARTH DID YOU TELL YOUR LITTLE BROTHER THAT KELSEY HAD AN INVISIBLE TWIN?”  My little brother had asked my Mom if maybe he could have ANOTHER brother, you know, one that he could actually see.  Apparently he had spent the last couple weeks convinced that there was an invisible person living quietly in our home with us.

14 years later, my brother is still the only boy in our family and still gets a lot of grief from his older sisters. Though, sometimes, if there isn’t an empty seat and the table or if the conversation comes to a pause, me or my sister will occasionally chime in with things like “Well where is Chuck going to sit?” or “What do you think, Chuck?”

[its-misskelseyjo]

An obvious choice.

[its-misskelseyjo]

Drat! It’s not going to fit!

[its-misskelseyjo]

Growing up, my older sister was often the target of my practical jokes and antics.  Once at the dinner table, she was drinking a glass of milk and I decided it would be funny to “moo” at her.  This resulted in her spitting milk all over the whole dinner table.  We were both sent to our rooms without finishing dinner, but it was totally worth it!

[its-misskelseyjo]

Hi, could you please tell me if the velociraptor thing worked? I need to know, it's important XD

You know it didn’t! His friend came home with him, went into the room first, and then tattled on me. 

[its-misskelseyjo]

My roommate and I both went on vacation this week, however he is not coming home until NEXT week.  While I was on my vacation, I stumbled upon this life-size velociraptor cutout and decided it would be fun to leave it in his room for him to find upon his arrival home, because it is my humble opinion that nothing quite says “I hope you had a good vacation” quite like scaring the shit out of someone the second they get in the door.

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Excuse me while I freak out a bit. I work at a cat vet clinic and have been here a while. One of our clients both lost their two senior kitties last month. Today they got new kittens and brought them in. The best thing..THE ARE NAMED SAM AND DEAN FREAKING WINCHESTER! We have our first SPN kitties!! All of us here watch SPN so we are all ecstatic. NOTHING WILL RUIN THIS DAY!!! 

And now back to normal posting!

[its-misskelseyjo]

I have an older sister, and I was a rather mischievous youngster so naturally my sister was often the target for my practical jokes.  I used to cut out faces in magazine and use a pencil eraser to white out the eyes.  Then I would hide them in her room.  Above her bed was my favorite place, but I would put them in corners, in her dresser drawers, on the wall so that she would see it when she looked in her mirror.  It scared the shit out of her and eventually my parents threatened to ground me for an excruciatingly long time so I had to stop.  I also used to hide under her bed and grab her feet right before she crawled in.  Good times.