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scout. twenty-one. drummer of fireproof. cheese-bread enthusiast.

[leslie-is]

I feel like you took that really literally, because I was making a dirty joke.

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Fuuuuck.  I’m way off my game.  The zombified thoughts are definitely taking over. 

[lux-mccarthy]

I’m not sure, I haven’t made mine stop yet. 

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Jesus.  How long has it been? This is month two, still goin’ strong.

[ashertakesover]

I dunno ‘bout that. Pretty sure most’a us are gonna go to hell. Lucifer was an angel too. 

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Sorry mate, I quit going to bible studies fifteen years ago. 

[keagankossman]

What do you mean you haven’t had real human interaction? What the hell am I?

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

An overexcited otter with opposable thumbs who occasionally bites me when I’m not paying enough attention to it.

[thatgirl-ken]

That would make me really happy. Do you have the music we did release?

I hope so, I don’t know. I just want to make music. 

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Of course I fuckin’ do!  I consider you one of my wives, and it is my martial obligation to support you.  Plus, it’s damn good music. 

And you will.  Shut your talented face. 

[riley-whelan]

I know. I’m fucking horrible.

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

I don’t know about horrible, but definitely racist as hell towards alien races. 

[logandavenportt]

Nah, didn’t even notice you were gone.

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Fuck off, I know you looooove me, Logan.  

[harleyjohnsonn]

Then you gotta take a break after that.

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Sleep when you’re dead, Harley!  Come on, where’s your sense of adventure?

[heath-cavanaugh]

So you still walk around stinking.

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

I resent that comment.  I drown my clothes in Febreze and I happen to smell like a fuckin’ daisy. 

[cooper-henley-blog]

May as well hand yourself over to that lifestyle. 

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

You’re probably right.  It’s too late for me.  Will you still visit me and my seventy cats?

[cooper-henley-blog]

Have you burned it yet?

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Not yet, mostly just aggressive kicking.  It’s escalating though,  I’ll be an arsonist in no time. 

[ryanstewarts]

Because you said you weren’t getting dressed?

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

I stay in my pajamas, dirty-minded savage. 

[scarlet-hayes]

Are we thinking guys or girls? Because it could be Kennedy, she’s engaged. And if she doesn’t work, Logan who’s the one she’s engaged to.

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Go with Logan, for sure.  Something about seeing him doing my laundry is satisfying as hell.  

[ashertakesover]

So just avoid the fucking murders, it’ll be fine. I’ll be down there having a party. 

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

Maybe, I’ll actually make it to Heaven and I won’t  have to worry about this shit? I am an absolute angel after all.  

[starlightgray]

Wouldn’t we have to be sisters for that?

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

...Don’t tell me you haven’t seen ‘Sister Wives’ on TLC.  It’s a fuckin’ classic, Gray, come on!

[leslie-is]

If more people ate people, I wouldn’t think zombies were great. I’d be too busy with other things.

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

I feel like you’d have a fuck-ton of time for thinking, ‘cause you’d probably be hiding out somewhere alone attempting to survive. 

[lux-mccarthy]

Maybe, yeah. It probably is. 

[its-scoutarnold-blog]

How long do these usually last?  I’m not really equipped for a mental breakdown.