Lurking Hard

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[screenshotsofdespair]

[memesandlaughs]

[imizus]

I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌

[soulcalibur]

effervescent

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Cry me a fucking river

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

people say millenials don’t do anything when we literally caught the zodiac killer twice…… ok

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Search your city's jobs for restaurants hiring for a sous chef, don't eat at those places until the position is filled

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas

[makeitstople-blog]

yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

I was talking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché

[porterr-robinson]

[diagnosis-prognosis-psychosis]

in hanks fucking voice, too

[beksboys]

“free trial”

“all we need is your credit card information”

[meowsapow]

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

[meowsapow]

[meowsapow]

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

[sparkles-and-trash]

[hustlerose]

in this essay, i will explode

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[von-felden]

Tumblr’s flagging algorithm:

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

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