you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Sarah | 34 | bi | (she/her) icon by makowwka

[thotsandpreyers]

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

[notkatniss]

[drtrinitysantos]

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[cute-animals-only]

[katjohnadams]

A tragedy in four parts

[quillpokebiology]

Slugma's gonna tell its friends and they're NOT gonna believe it

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[dragongirl218]

@pangur-and-grim

I feel like you'd have a great shot at this contest

[pudulogy]

same animal btw

[hollanovulation]

love when i see something for me #mebait

[talestobetold]

me bait.

[lastflunky]

Mysterious Wind ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Can't believe I went from hating that man to loving him. Toby I love your beautiful mind for combining anime twink with sitcom dad's cool friend. I remembered this iconic gif and had to recreate with Flowery.

I have a video file right here. If you want to use this in videos, streams, forums, etc. You can, just remember to credit if it's for a video. If you put this into gen AI, I will kick your ass. Somehow I'll find a way to do it.

[barksbog]

she is so obsessed with the couch

[teeth--king]

Same image

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dogpuppy]

[shark-tranny]

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut

[theehorsepusssy]

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

no way in hell

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

[charl0ttan]

deliberate level of information

[innerchildabortionclinic]

such a fool...why didn't he just avoid the mozart death house if he wanted to live

[good-ass-posts]