you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Sarah | 34 | bi | (she/her) icon by makowwka

[barksbog]

she is so obsessed with the couch

[teeth--king]

Same image

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dogpuppy]

[shark-tranny]

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut

[theehorsepusssy]

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

no way in hell

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

[charl0ttan]

deliberate level of information

[innerchildabortionclinic]

such a fool...why didn't he just avoid the mozart death house if he wanted to live

[good-ass-posts]

[fallout-lou-begas]

so in the 2003 Aquaman series they introduce a new backstory for archvillain Black Manta in which the entire reason for his (hyper)fixation on destroying Aquaman's life was severely maltreated autism, which Aquaman then cures him of with his magic water hand to completely redeem him. and this is obviously insanely stupid and ill-conceived and genuinely hateful, but given all of that, this is still one of the funniest speech balloons i've ever read in a comic. me @ myself when i remember how i acted in high school or whatever

[fallout-lou-begas]

i'm so sorry but also delighted to report that after black manta betrays aquaman it gets even funnier

[frailbug]

[alaric-visi]

Mom: you can't listen to just the Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius Official Soundtrack CD on loop for a week straight!

Me: Power Word: Migraine

[3000s]

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[catasters]

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[punkitt-is-here]

guess who stumbled into something fascinating last night

[gaybastich]

For those wondering at home who Fido is

[punkitt-is-here]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

[faraway-ant]

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:

[bold-baddie]

[mindovermuses]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign