welcome to my twisted mind !!!

Stag, 20s, any prns, music listener

[dogpuppy]

[grosezero]

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[larval-tear]

has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

[larval-tear]

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

[larval-tear]

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

[boywaste]

[filmphotofranz]

[pissvortex]

Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it's been like half the shift we need him to start closing

Coworker 2: He's just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour

muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[transgenderization]

its easy to be right aboutt everything on account of just changing my opinion whenever it turns out to be wrong. i dont know why more people dont do this

[transgenderization]

some people are reblogging thisdespite being wrong about things. thatsnotright its no good. engage my method better

[sylestial]

[official-gaara]

In memory of the fallen

[dogpuppy]

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[finalgirlguy]

killer whales

[thelensart]

Make my day

[d-e-w-p]

incredibly cool pose, I thought.

Is Archeops gping to land on her arm like a hawk? If so, how heavy is it. Can't be too-

oh

[thelensart]

Divas don't care about numbers

[thelensart]

Had to

[thelensart]

Local bumpkin tries to navigate Not New York