The Adventure Zone

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[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[3trif3cta3]

go ahead and infodump, little man :-)

[sardonic-but-not-unkind]

after seeing the trailer this was all i could think of

[vicholas]

[vicholas]

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[butchflirt]

This is her name

[rockshitty]

My favorite part of my dnd group right now is that their collective anxiety creates a better story than I do when planning the session. 

[rockshitty]

Me, intending to have them either fight or befriend a pack of CR ½ wolves: As you’re setting up camp tonight, you hear howling in the distance.

My player, a ball of anxiety with legs: hey, uh, dm? What phase is the moon right now?

Me, reading their mind and quickly flipping pages to the CR 3 werewolf: Oh, you know. Full. 

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

THIS IS MY FIRST ROLL OF 2021 AND I’M SCREAMING

[frosty--giants]

This is the good luck d20. Reblog to roll into the new year with +20 epic stats

[weaver-z]

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

[weaver-z]

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

[theaustinstollhaus]

If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.

If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.

[a-humble-waffle]

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED

[shoe-mug]

Here’s just some of my favourite quotes from Griffin McElroy

[slugbuggy]

have they been dating 3 weeks or 30 years? doesn’t matter, barry will always react like that when his wife kisses him

[slugbuggy]

the owl house except make it TAZ 

[untitled55181]

😭😭😭 New McElbaby!! This family is really going two-for-two-for-two lol

[pricklepicklepie]

Me and my friend corri were discussing our dnd characters and how funny it would be if it turned out they were hunting the same person all along, and at the same time we both were like,, and then they kiss

[penbattles]

What a lad…

[wearemercs]

Original Tweet

[official-lucifers-child]

not to be gay but oh my gods. oh my fucking gods oh fuck

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

Definitely to be gay but oh my gods. oh my fucking gods oh fuck

[pluto-is-real-deactivated202101]

G a y

[finleycannotdraw]

[kravkalackin]

Kravitz during the crystal kingdom: if you all die any more that’s it, no more Mr. Nice Death, kravitz is gonna come a calling

Kravitz after they immediately die 11 more times: taako have you considered maybe getting a safer job? Or just staying safe in general. taako please I’m so concerned also is this a date and if so can we have more because I’m having a lovely time and also please stop dying you’re worrying me

[toooceanblue]

Imagine you havent seen your sister in 12 years and when you finally get reunited the first thing she does is drag you about your boyfriend and the second thing she does is flirt with her husband right in front of you. I think I might kill her again myself.

[taakoinabag]

a VERY underrated graphic novel moment