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Stuck With U - Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber

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Waiter: Enjoy your meal!

Grover: You too!

*2 hours later*

Percy : Really, man, it's alright.

Grover, crying: I'm an IDIOT, Percy!

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Nico: Corona virus isolation day two.

Nico: Haven’t slept in four days.

Nico: Food? I don’t need it. Been through worse.

Nico: A shower? Uh.. What’s that?

Will: *muffled screaming*

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How Ethan Nakamura got an eye patch

Ethan: C’mon Percy, who’s your crush??

Percy: Not telling. You’d tell the whole world if I told you!

Ethan: Come on!! I won’t tell, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye!

Percy: Fine, fine. It’s Annabeth.

*24hrs later*

Ethan, in an eye patch: It was worth it!!

Percy:

Percy: I-

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Luke 5:32 - I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance

Percy: I think Annabeth is cheating on me. Grover: What?? Why? Percy: Her Instagram bio says “Luke 5:32” Percy: It must be some guy and their anniversary date! Grover: Grover: Grover, sighing: You do realize that NO month has 32 days, right?

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Camp Jupiter during Covid-19: Due to the current outbreak, all legionnaires are to stay a respective distance from each other and eat meals in their respective cohorts indtead of all together. We are taking all necessary precautions and there is no need to panic.

Camp Half-Blood: *screams*

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Alex: *Running around and burning Magnus’ personal items* Magnus, sighing: Why, Alex? Alex: We must not ask “why?”, but instead “why not?”. Magnus: I hate you

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Waiter: Enjoy your meal!

Grover: You too!

*2 hours later*

Percy: Really, man, it’s alright

Grover, crying: I’m an IDIOT, Percy!

[theseaofmonster-deactivated2020]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase & Percy Jackson Characters: Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson, Clarisse La Rue, Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, Malcolm Pace, Nico di Angelo Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, percy jackson will graduate so help me rick, the camp squads up to save percy’s gpa, crack with too much plot and angst, the stolls are kinda assholes here oh well, malcolm and annabeth actually act like siblings, home economics, elaborate heists for worthless objects, Prank War, soft percabeth fluff Summary:

Over the last few days, Annabeth has spent a great deal of time imagining what Travis and Connor stole from Percy. She imagined valuables and prized possessions and even—thanks to Malcolm—something as ridiculous as an engagement ring. Surely, it must have been something special to warrant this much antagonism and strife.

But never, not once, had she considered the possibility of a baby doll. Because who in Hades would?

“That wasn’t,” someone snaps, “just some children’s toy!”

Percy’s voice, freshly woken from his stunned silence, is shaking in a way that she has never heard before. He stands, brusquely pulling his shoulder out of Annabeth’s reach. Right now, Percy’s rage is a palpable entity, like the briny wind of a sea storm, forcing the Stolls to shrink slightly as Percy rises to his feet.

“That doll,” he grits out, “is worth fifty percent of my Home Economics grade!”

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*Jason, Piper and Leo walking on a sidewalk*

Leo: *Jumps over a crack and accidentally hits Jason*

Jason: What was that for?

Leo: Step on a crack and break your mom's back!

Piper: *jumps up and down and stomps on the cracks*

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Tyson: Did you notice how Perry the Platypus and Agent P looked similar?

Percy: I'm gonna tell you something that will blow your mind--

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Will: Mornin', darlin'

Nico: Shut up, Will.

Will: Why, babe?

Nico: Because your stupid Southern accent is so cute and I don't want to blush this early in the morning

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*Nico dying*

Percy, in tears: Quick, we have to help Nico!

Jason: What's his blood type?

Annabeth, shouting: B-POSITIVE!!!

Jason: I'm trying, but it's so hard....

Nico: Fuck this, dying is better than dealing with you guys.

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Rachel: Your existence is confusing.

Apollo: How so?

Rachel: I hate your presence, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

Apollo: ...

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*before Percabeth dated*

Percy: Would you ever fight me? Even if I did something stupid?

Annabeth: Of course not. We’ll be fighting together.

Percy: Why?

Annabeth: Because we’re friends, Seaweed Brain. Any other stupid questions?

Grover: *seeing percabeth's emotions via mind link*

Grover: You guys are friends?

Annabeth: Of course we’re friends.

Grover: It certainly doesn’t seem like it.

Annabeth: What do you mean?

Grover: I don’t know how to tell both of you...

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Hazel: I got punished. By Octavian.

Frank: Why?

Hazel: He pointed a stick at me and said, "The person at the end of this stick is stupid,".

Hazel: I got stable duty for saying, "Which end?"

Frank: ....

Hazel: ...

Reyna: I'm so proud of you.

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Reyna: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Jason.

Octavian: What? Not everyone likes Jason.

Reyna: Who doesn't?

Octavian: Well...

Reyna: Names, now. Give me their names.