a. lopez

Hi, I'm Aiden

[itsariaalopez-deactivated201402]

Why can’t you get your own?

[itsaiden-lopez]

I can't walk.

[itsaiden-lopez]

IF ANYONE GET ME TACO BELL. I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.

[carl-miller]

You’re a huge dink.

[itsaiden-lopez]

You're a dink.

[carl-miller]

You’re a dink.

If I’m dumb than you’re hella dumb.

[itsaiden-lopez]

No you're a dink.

No you're infinity dumb.

[carl-miller]

How many pills did you take?

Christ on a stick, you’re dumb.

[itsaiden-lopez]

Just two. Like cause the first one wasn't working.

No you're dumb!

[carl-miller]

How’s your foot, idiot?

Or you could, you know, go to the hospital twice, ya idiot.

[itsaiden-lopez]

It's good. It's really painful. Benji said no taking pills. He oger thinks I'm poppin pills.

I wanted to play soccer... Sue me.

[carl-miller]

Judging you all.

[itsaiden-lopez]

I'm still judging you for licking the floor.

[benji-abrams]

Your cat is smarter than most grandparents, to be honest. Which is kind of weird, but also appreciated Yes. They’ll probably tell you to take advil or something else. Just because addiction can jump up and bite you in the ass.

Excuse you, I am hella cool.

[itsaiden-lopez]

My cat is smarter than me, if I'm honest. I guess, I don't really know. I'm scared of doctors. I will cry. I can do that. Just shut up with me having an addiction cause it's not likely to happen.

You're really lame.

[itsaiden-lopez]

INSTAGRAM: @AIDENNNNNNNNNN uploaded a new photo

I hope @benjiboy doesn't notice what I've done. #haha #Imfunny

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[benji-abrams]

What the heck is a Baby Tubbington? I’m taking you to the doctor, because I’m pretty sure you split open your stitches and potentially made the wound bigger. They’re probably not going to give you more pills, because they’re going to be afraid an addiction is going to start.

Pokemon sheets would make me look at least nine.

[itsaiden-lopez]

It's my cat. He can use phones, the computer, and sometimes he smokes. He basically takes after his father Lord Tubbington. Will you hold my hand? What will they give me? No addiction will start. I don't like popping pills.

This is why you aren't cool. 

[itsariaalopez-deactivated201402]

Ms Havisham? Great Expectations? Charles Dickins? Any of this ringing a bell?

[itsaiden-lopez]

What bell?

[benji-abrams]

Aiden, you really shouldn’t mess around with the medication. It’s prescribed that way for a reason. I should watch you more when you’re in my house. I don’t want you getting hurt and bleeding all over the place.

What bed spreads are acceptable?

[itsaiden-lopez]

I know, but it needed to work faster it was so bad the pain. I know and now I have no more pills cause I took them all. I'll be in a lot of pain tonight. What about my house? Will you watch me there? I think I need a doctor again and then I won't bleed everywhere. Hey... Wanna spend the night at mine. Baby Tubbington called to tell me he missed me. 

Blue, gray, stripes. Things that don't make you look five.

[itsariaalopez-deactivated201402]

Fine. I’m going to start calling you Mr Havisham. 

[itsaiden-lopez]

And that is?

[benji-abrams]

Because they’re called pain relievers. Well, at least it was just a little do… It looks like someone had their period on my bed. On my bed. You… Christ, Aiden!

I still like dinosaurs.

[itsaiden-lopez]

I took two of them because the first one didn't work fast enough for me. Yeah carpet cleaner will fix it right up. I'm sorry. Don't make me feel bad. Because I really do. I promise, I'll buy you a new one.

You can like them. But you can't have them as a bed spread.

[itsariaalopez-deactivated201402]

I am not. There are meaner sisters out there than me. Plus, you can’t help but love me really.

[itsaiden-lopez]

I love nobody.

[benji-abrams]

They’re… Pain relievers. So of course it would stop hurting. My carpet and my bed spread? Aiden! 

I like dinosaurs.

[itsaiden-lopez]

How was I supposed to know they'd do that? Yes... like a little dot on the carpet. Your bed spread is ruined. Like it looks like some girl had their period in your bed.

Babe, you can't have them anymore! You're to old for that anyways. You should be happy I ruined them. Think of this like a favor.

[itsariaalopez-deactivated201402]

I’m sorry. This must be a lot to take in. On the plus side, if they save your foot then we won’t have to disown you.

[itsaiden-lopez]

The world feels like it's spinning. So, you'll keep my foot but not me. You're the meanest sister ever.