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buzzbuzz

why am i, a gamer and perfect gentleman, denied coochie?

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

liquidstar

catchymemes

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jujuoh

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

schwartzbrodt

laughs found this dramatic reyes I once did for a reaperzine in the process of cleaning out my drafts!

baekphia

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

ursawood

mr tumblr staff my nipples are male presenting it’s fine

thehappysatan

lol i hate this site but its nightmarish hellscapes so often push people to the heights of internet humour, and i will miss it.

vaynglory-deactivated20210927

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

vaynglory-deactivated20210927

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

otherwindow

Hi my name is Elizabeth Caledonia Calamity Ashe and I have long ash white hair (that’s how I got my name) with paper lashes and red lips and glowing red eyes like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Amelie Lacroix (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)