Poor Choices over a Boring Life

It's giving... anxiety

[monsterhunter04]

[itsameclump]

When you're about to go on vacation and that guy with all the PTO in the world decides to come in the office sick af and wants to hang around your desk all day.

[destiny2-names]

Had a dream last night that Saint-14 walked into a storeroom in the Tower and was shocked to discover that there was several hundred pounds of cocaine in there

[destiny2-names]

I dunno, Drifter seems more like a "two pounds of weed" kinda guy than a "several hundred pounds of coke" kinda guy

[destiny2-names]

You might be onto something though:

[but-dude-why]

[queer-world-666]

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

[dailydestieldose]

Quick, everyone reblog this

[cyberpursepieathlete]

Okay we gonna do a lazy game😂

[itsameclump]

Passing the ball

[weaver-z]

I love meringue cookies so much it's like eating drywall that loves you

[weaver-z]

ohohoho.... tecksture

[weaver-z]

You guys get it

[itsameclump]

How do I tell apps like Instagram and TikTok that I work a graveyard shift and their version of late is not my version of late?

[itsameclump]

I don't know what advitiser on Instagram needs to hear this, but I'm not scrolling through FOURTY slides when I can view like 8 items at a time on your website instead.

[localcryptid-acelegend]

Some incorrect quotes for my Hazbin Hotel fanfiction part 2

Alastor, playing a video game: How do I play? "Alastor has drawn first blood!" "Alastor is on a killing spree!" "Alastor is on a rampage!" "Alastor is unstoppable!" "Alastor is dominating!" "Alastor is godlike!" Alastor: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

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Twist, talking to Rosie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

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Twist: I have a problem. Alastor: Kill it. Twist: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Rosie: How the hell are you still alive? Twist: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Twist: I hate you with every inch of my body! Alastor: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Twist: Alastor just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

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Rosie: You’re not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Alastor!? Alastor: Yeah, in the face, why?

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[damntheyare]

legit would only trust Husk to babysit Lamb

[greykolla-art]

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

[aislinceivun]

the microphone and the shadow are vox stans

[notherpuppet]

This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie

[thelunaily]

Ok Alastor, you don't need to go that far!! Those dogs just want to play with you not bite you!! So please stop taking the gun every time you see them!!

[itsameclump]

*when Adam flies down to Alastor* Fight me you gold blooded cunt!

[tahthetrickster]

im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

[itsameclump]

A true believer.

[catchymemes]

[itsameclump]

Just annunciating every syllable.

[timeslugarts]

"Climbing the Corporate ladder" means climbing Vox like the tree he is.

[sunlit-mess]

silly tv man

[itsameclump]

I will never get over how excited he was about angel quitting 😂

[pani-artz]

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch