Let Live Again ✌

| Becca | 21 | Mizzou | ΣAI | Pisces | Metalcore, Science, Cats, Food.

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sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

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that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry

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penis

penisn’t

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vagina

vagouta

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anus

anyou

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blowjob

blowunemployed

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

[itsbeccabetches]

You could hear me out but why would you care? Why would you care at all?

Knuckle Puck

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SO DOPE

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my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

[vikander]

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different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

will talk to anyone and everyone

only does shots

has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

does nothing but laugh

just happy to be included

too good for this world

loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago

probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

not great at parties

is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is

brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

keeps everyone’s shit together

everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour

knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there

holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

never gets cold

makeup never smudges

never has to buy their own drinks

you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

wasted by 10pm

needs to be taken home early

will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it

a Mess

never learns from their mistakes

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me: *does literally one thing*

me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

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You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

[prokopetz]

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

[wombatking]

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

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their relationship was just right

[sasiefox]

Welcome to Tumblr… where you’ll learn that Goldilocks and the Three Bears was really a story about a perfect family. Knowing all their strengths and weaknesses and accepting each other.

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thank u for saving bi lions

[chessys]

u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer

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Current mood…

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