Go home pancake, you're drunk.

Larkyn. Seattle. "Doing what mass murderers do when there are no masses around." hit counter

[fullcravings]

Red Velvet Moon Pies

[sixpenceee]

Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with a nontoxic dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.

[thespoonmissioner]

[arielsfunblr]

Parks and Rec got Men’s Rights Activists exactly right and it was perfect.

[pissdoff]

LOL

[pizzaswag]

I can reblog bath bombs and the night sky all I want but at the end of the day im still bandom trash that’s ready to be crushed and incinerated because I’m truly awful and in platonic love with pete wentz

[wreckitronnie-blog]

[lolcuteanimals]

Bunny head tilt.

[tkingfisher]

I, too, am skeptical of this development, bunny.

[lareinesoleil]

For Halloween this year target wants to give people heart attacks.

[turbosocks-wifi]

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

[aloneveganreed-deactivated20180]

Omfg

[lemonadeleathers]

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

[destructojoe]

Now I know.

[pondnaravit]

[meme4u]

[porpentine-deactivated20201218]

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

[i-napster]

[tateloveschu]

it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does 

[calins]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

[poetic-noble-land-mermaid-blog]

[wthrvns-deactivated20200913]

Senior Year: The Final Lap

[bijinks]

WHEN DID YOU GET SO MUCH OLDER LOOKING

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]