[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[bridthemightywarrior-deactivate]

wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy

[trainstoppin]

it gets dark too dang quickly.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

I thought this said Dirk.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Ha.

[trainstoppin]

BRAIN GHOST DIRK? where the hell have YOU been. imaginary university??

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Hey. Yeah, probably something almost entirely not like that. You?

[gunplaying]

I have plenty of takes under my belt but i would never go so far as to call them hot.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

I hear unwarranted modesty is a virtue.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[itsbrainghostdirk]

"aggressively pounding the vowel key" you mean like UAEIOU EUIOAUEIOAEU AUOEIUEIEOUOUAOEUOU OEUIEOUA EUIOA UIOEAUOIEOIUUAEI OUIAEUOIEAUOIIUAEUIOUIOEAOI EUAEIOAUIOE AO IUEOEEOEOOOO EIEOEIOEUOEOIOOO AUAUAUAEIUEEEEEEE EIUAIUIEYEA EYIOIEAE EYIOIAYUO EYEUIEEIOUEIU? I bet that'd sound fun in some kinda text-to-speech thing.

I was mostly hinting at the textual representation of a whine, but have fun with your monotone yodeling, I guess.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

I mean, aggressively pounding the vowel key looks like it’s more effective.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

[tantalustestified]

Cool.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Solidarity, yo. Can’t say I hate our porcine wallowing.

[once-upon-a-shake-weight]

@itsbrainghostdirk

I was so excited, I spilled hot chocolate all over my favorite pajamas.

Now they’ll be ruined because you’re not here to do laundry.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Sorry, can’t get past the front porch. Remind me to pour one out for the sleepwear.

[tantalustestified]

Cool.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Yeah, looks like that’s a theme. I vaguely remember typing something about “weirdly organic flatulence’ last time you showed.

[tantalustestified]

Cool.

[tantalustestified]

Nevermind, fuckin' organic refused to relinquish the AI role.

[tantalustestified]

Also what's up, I've been playing Space Station 13 for 2 years straight.

[once-upon-a-shake-weight]

This is what you’ve subjected me to, @itsbrainghostdirk​. Now I’m here for whatever cooked rice post he makes next.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

It’s like my existence is the gift horse that keeps on giving.

[tantalustestified]

Cool.

[tantalustestified]

Nevermind, fuckin' organic refused to relinquish the AI role.

[tantalustestified]

Also what's up, I've been playing Space Station 13 for 2 years straight.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Oh shit. Hey.

[once-upon-a-shake-weight]

One more day, by the grace of Him forcing me to reblog a damn horse.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

#Shit!# What a gorgeous hooved beast. #And you - you're a bastard with terrible timing.

I’d try to tone down the smug factor, but Bruce would probably be disappointed.

[atasteofsunshineandwhiskey]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Totally Not Suspicious Horse #43697  “Bruce, Who Is Totally NOT A Kelpie Guys”

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Yo, @once-upon-a-shake-weight Hold up, I got to interrupt your enigmatic exit with a thing.