itscaptainn

swag

[cringepics]

16 past peak comedy and my boy just kept adding to it

[cringepics]

[cringepics]

[kitsnicket]

Punnett squares had no business being that fun

[kitsnicket]

I draw my silly little boxes and put my silly little letters in

[musashi]

EVISCERATED

[edge-level-100]

[obfuscatingreality]

For those that don’t know, Brock’s mom and dad both bailed on their kids to go dreamchasing for a bit and he had to look after NINE siblings on his own

In other words,

SHOTS FIRED

[layserwulf]

Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat

[musashi]

Brock literally hung tight until his dad came home, gave said dad a stern shit-talking about how much of a worthless deadbeat he was to his face, refused to set one foot out of Pewter City until he was sure the dude would stay and take care of his damn kids, and then left to follow the dreams he was never allowed to follow because he was too busy cleaning up his parents goddamn mistakes.

But, like, go off, I guess.

[fairyofsomething]

If the one in the first pic is his mom, why does she look younger than him?

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

Because she’s not the one who had to raise 9 kids.

[fadensonnen]

I Have To Be Dramatic. I Have To

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[nerdgul]

This is as jarring as that history post talking about how MLK and Anne Frank were born in the same year only i actually lived through it

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[898-deactivated20210515]

any word ending in -ie is cute tbh. cookie, sweetie, babie, die

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

January, February , quarantine , December

[ahollowyear]

[class-struggle-anarchism]

*maintains composure while standing to silently salute a lonely but determined babybel as it tumbles down an abandoned hillside in the dim hush of the breaking dawn

[canaydian]

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* yea you could say im pretty fucking athletic

[hungwy]

I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

[unshrink]

*sets myself on fire*

Am I lit yet bro

[staggot]

honestly she is serving looks

[rippingupthedisco]

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

[altonbrowns]

[pochacco]

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance