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[astonarts]

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[pukicho]

FUCK. FUCK. PEEL. WHY DONT YOU PEEL

[itschrisboys]

who the fuck peels a banana from the middle?

[valentinbelleyh505]

if in third movie some people start to hate Princess Daisy because if you think that she will interrupt the Bowuigi nation i will be disappointed with some of y'all.

[hyperfixatingonbowuigisohard]

Agreed. We can multiship you guys! We can enjoy the Bowuigi and the Luiasy that could apprear in the third movie!

[itschrisboys]

as someone who's been a daisy x bowser shipper since before the first movie released, may i suggest a throuple?

[itschrisboys]

well that was shit

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[itschrisboys]

bitch flew

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[teaboot]

THE LITERAL FUCKING PROCESS

[triumphantbass]

The Panic Dance - Ghost Trick (2010)

[teaboot]

FUCK

[itschrisboys]

~｡☆°♪ this is the greatest plan ♪°☆｡~

[miggsboson]

The Middle Childs (and Jockington)

[itschrisboys]

why is catty still a pixel art ToT

[itschrisboys]

i am currently dealing with the most annoying thing my audhd has ever done to me.

last night, i had a dream about a found family anime that takes place after an apocalypse. it had the remnants of a bunch of different families coming together to form a small society, with it mainly being focused on the childcare elements.

obviously, upon waking up, i realized that the show isn't real. however, my audhd did not.

so i am now hyperfixating on a piece of media that does not exist.

[maypop-the-dragon]

please tell us more about the show

[itschrisboys]

it was mostly pairs of adults and kids. like there'd be one adult with one kid that they were related to. i don't remember them all, but the main character was a former office worker with short black hair who was a single father to his daughter, very generic protagonist.

i remember another set (i think it was the 9th?) was a pair of sisters, one just out of highschool and the other around 6, whose parents died in the apocalypse, leading the older sister to take custody of the younger. i remember these two because i'm pretty sure the older sister was just kasane teto.

i also remember that the music was banger, and i think the whole anime started with series of songs, like the kagerou project

[itschrisboys]

i am currently dealing with the most annoying thing my audhd has ever done to me.

last night, i had a dream about a found family anime that takes place after an apocalypse. it had the remnants of a bunch of different families coming together to form a small society, with it mainly being focused on the childcare elements.

obviously, upon waking up, i realized that the show isn't real. however, my audhd did not.

so i am now hyperfixating on a piece of media that does not exist.

[local-dairywizard]

Kris would hate papyrus because the soul would bend to papyrus’s very will and that’s not room for a good start when the terrible being who controls you and cares not for you is forcing you to bend over backwards for some rando

And don’t say papyrus is nice!!!! That wouldn’t matter cause in the end Kris would still be forced to placate him because we all know we would if papyrus was in the game

[itschrisboys]

i know the fandom likes to portray the player as the villain of deltarune (and in the weird route we definitely are), but it's pretty heavily implied that kris is having us possess them on purpose. i mean, the prophecy literally describes them as "the cage."

if you're forcing someone to share a body with you, i'm not sure you get to be butthurt when they use said body to, shock horror, complement their friends.

[dogpuppy]

[anais-mirliaz]

frolicking with mama :)

[itschrisboys]

horses on my dash again

[dogpuppy]

[itschrisboys]

i saw people making prediction lists for 2026, so i made one of my own a couple days ago

....today i decided i should probably post it before anything else gets crossed off

[itschrisboys]

merry christmas!

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[rhiotta]

I really didn't.

[itschrisboys]

i learned from my mistakes after trying to talk to 8bit ralsei.