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genuine question: how do i say "this group is anarchist" in a way that people cursed with randomly spawning in amerikkka will understand without using words that will make americans (derogatory) start biting peoples faces off like rabid dogs?
"you are your own worst critic/hater" WRONG! parents
Being a closeted trans adult that lives with their parents is so absurd. What do you mean I can’t buy a binder with my own money because I don’t have a hiding place. I feel like a kid trying to hide a wine cooler or something.
happy wrath month
fuCk
the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form
*nibbles post*
a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?
Me personally honestly im someone who doesnr regret anything. But okay
hey past me
ur fucking annoying
im poobin out
i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends
look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.
buddies!!
i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
Personally, I despise tomatoes, especially sweet ones. I admittedly have food sensitivities to tomatoes which don't help my hatred for them at all, but I just also don't. Like. Tomatoes. Never have.
I can, however, apparently grow tomatoes fairly well despite my not liking them.
Why do I grow them if I dislike them so, and have sensitivity issues with them and cannot eat them?
Bc I am a farmer; it's what I do. I grow whatever seeds I can get my hands on and get to grow. I'm a fifth generation homesteader who was raised that no food should ever go to waste, no matter what. I cannae eat these damn red fruits but my neighbor can. My 80+ year old neighbor who doesn't get around very well or have much money to spend on fresh vegetables at the grocery store. The latter being very much like a lot of other people nowadays. Myself included.
I have five plants of this particular variety of tomato growing in my garden that when ripe, every single fruit goes to my neighbor.i have zero use for this plant. But they look forward to my weekly tomato delivery with extreme anticipation. They admitted to me that since I have started delivering what is essentially my castoffs from my garden, they have started eating better. They have BLT sandwiches and salads with fresh tomatoes and vegetables instead of tv dinners from the freezer. They are saving money and eating better all bc I share with them the cursed red fruit from my garden.
The variety is early treat tomato for those that are interested. They absolutely are quick producing and prolific to boot, with fruits being around 2-3 oz on average. They are semi determinate which I have learned means they continue to produce even though they really only ever reach a certain size. So as long as the plant doesn't die it continues to put off sweet, globe tomatoes. If one is into that kind of thing, I'm told these are amazing to eat raw.
Photos show this mornin's harvest of about 15, 2-3 oz globe tomatoes in varying stages of ripeness, in my hand, green tomatoes on the vine, and the harvested tomatoes in a sourdough bread bowl. Final photos are of said tomatoes in a target plastic bag being delivered to my neighbor on their windowsill.
This is why I grow cantaloupes. I absolutely cannot stand them but they’re easy for me to grow. My spouse likes them but can only eat so much. But lots of other people really like them, and giving people fresh fruit makes all of us happy
I wish I had a garden. I want to grow plants and give people the plants. There are so many delicious plants and I have none of them. I also want to grow patented seeds for free because fuck 'em
I also want to eventually be an old lady while doing so.
This would also reduce the amount of area covered by grass and fuck grass. Grass is the worst plant ever. Medians on roads should have clovers instead because they are prettier and naturally stay low to the ground without wasting resources trimming them.
Rawr.
"pluperfect" can't be a real term.
linguists made that up to fuck with us.
pLoO pErFeCt. sure buddy.
Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift
Money
Fourteen billion dollars
Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth
Suitcase full of money
Cool looking rock
Scratching post for me to sink my claws into
An albino elephant
The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall
Uncooked rice
A cup full of blood
100k in cash
Money
a smartphone with a similar workflow to a linux desktop
sigma rizz
basic human decency for all people
glasses that let you see extra colors
a boyfriend
IPv6
potion that makes you turn into a dragon
Uncooked rice
potions for the ordinarily physically impossible kinks furries are known for
100k in cash
update: i personally do have ipv6! also why did i want uncooked rice?? hoo boy the basic human decency is not coming along nicely.
i want to interact with people more but what if they kill me
I don't have these concerns. I strike first, the second someone says hi on the street they are already dead. That's right, I killed them that fast, they couldnt even blink at all.
Before they even say "Hi there" I obliterate them with my finger laser beam explosion bombs that go like *BOOMKAPOWBOOWOOM* and continue walking like the dark, twisted, monstrous man that I am...
...dont mess with me
‘While bats can only sense the outer shapes and textures of their targets, dolphins can peer inside theirs. If a dolphin echolocates on you, it will perceive your lungs and your skeleton. It can likely sense shrapnel in war veterans and fetuses in pregnant women. It can pick out the air-filled swim bladders that allow fish, their main prey, to control their buoyancy.
It can almost certainly tell different species apart based on the shape of those air bladders. And it can tell if a fish has something weird inside it, like a metal hook. In Hawaii, false killer whales often pluck tuna off fishing lines, and “they’ll know where the hook is inside that fish,” Aude Pacini, who studies these animals, tells me. “They can ‘see’ things that you and I would never consider unless we had an X-ray machine or an MRI scanner.”
This penetrating perception is so unusual that scientists have barely begun to consider its implications. The beaked whales, for example, are odontocetes that look dolphin-esque on the outside—but on the inside, their skulls bear a strange assortment of crests, ridges, and bumps, many of which are only found in males.
Pavel Gol’din has suggested that these structures might be the equivalent of deer antlers—showy ornaments that are used to attract mates. Such ornaments would normally protrude from the body in a visible and conspicuous way, but that’s unnecessary for animals that are living medical scanners.’
-Ed Yong, An Immense World
Cetacean echolocation is one of those things that boggles your mind once you really start to think about the implications. They can see each others' hearts beating fast with fear or excitement. They can see if another dolphin is healthy, or pregnant; how the fetus is doing; if they have ingested debris. Their echolocation is also incredibly precise: a bottlenose dolphin could discriminate between cilinders differing in wall thickness by just 0.23 mm (0.009 inch) from 8 meters away!! And they certainly notice when something is off.
I'm not sure if I ever shared this story before here, but in Curacao, when I was allowed to assist in a guest interaction programme, there was suddenly consternation in the pool behind us. A guest had entered the water and the dolphins were going crazy, paying no heed to the trainers anymore. The lead trainer that was with me gave the dolphins to me to watch over while she went to help. When she came back she told me what had happened. The guest that had caused so much uproar had left the water again and was asked if he had done anything to upset the dolphins. He hadn't, and he couldn't imagine what was wrong... until he mentioned he had a pacemaker. The younger dolphins in the pool had never seen someone with a pacemaker before and apparently it rocked their world.
It was such a wild experience, and offered such a cool insight into how dolphins experience their world. I'll never forget it.
if it's illegal to be straight then if you're straight you're doing crime which means you're doing pri😈th excellently (be gay, do crime)
