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[srapsodia]

the dangers of trying to pickpocket tight pants (based on this joke from  rhys darby’s stand up!)

[apas-95]

'oh vampires cant walk into peoples houses without being invited' well neither can I. its rude

[snake-snack-stede]

[dickfuckk]

Being in both the ofmd and the mcr fandom is fun bc everywhere you look people are being delusional 🤡

[mister-brightside]

#insync

our flag means death (2022)

[ollyrewind]

imagining arthur following merlin to the library to annoy him into reading out loud

[feriowind]

some insane foliage

[wenskiii]

rich people probably had statues of themselves in their fancy rich people gardens this is the related literature im basing this art off. anyway blackbonnet but make it that one shot from hercules.

[july-19th-club]

merlin is so sickeningly full of 'there must have been a moment when we could have turned back but we missed it' moments it makes me lose my mind. it's not good but it's good . oh at this moment he could have trusted arthur enough to tell the truth and arthur would have been in a frame of mind to accept it but he is riddled with self-doubt and constantly warned by the authorities in his life to keep himself ot himself so he didn't. at this moment he could have told morgana he believed her and she would have had an ally in the castle but instead he listened to a scared old man and agreed to be complicit in her gaslighting, setting them both out on the road that ends with them as mortal enemies. at this moment he could have - and it's just like that for sixty five full episodes and every time i'm like oh this time he'll do the smart thing. this time he won't miss it. and then he misses it

[bornonnabeach]

— the chain ♡

[xuune]

ready to boogie down

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[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[filthyprotozoan]

tags from me lol but yeah

[baggnshield]

omg the "ten human years" was improv??!

[xray-vex]

who the fuck gave him the right to be so fucking pretty

[xray-vex]

[paper-rose-doodles]

honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

[vee-vee-writes]

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

[ninavendredi]

Fear and Loathing in Lothlorian.

[bizarrelittlemew]

Can't even begin to explain how important it is to me that Stede is wearing this here. Arguably one of his sexiest moments, where he finally asserts himself, stands up to a bully (possibly for the first time in his life?), says "get off my ship" in a low, commanding, harsh voice, and he's wearing his frilly nightgown and silk robe. The very same thing he wore when CJ called him a "big gal" in the beginning of the episode. He is allowed (and deciding) to be himself while authoritative and self-confident, protecting those he cares about. I can't get enough of this it means so much

[strawbeb]

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

[itsclicheiknow]

this is literally Stede and Ed as Calvin and Hobbes 🥲