daniel

it's most definitely a pleasure to meet me.

[mrleodavis]

Isn’t that one of those questions you’re not supposed to ask in a mental institute…or jail?

[itsdanielhart]

I don't see any rules against it, so I'll ask anyway.

[nicolejrp-blog]

Eh I thought you were mad at me or something.

[itsdanielhart]

Why would I be mad at you?

[nicolejrp-blog]

I apparently have to resort to staring since my best friend has seemed to disappear out of my life.

[itsdanielhart]

Or you could say hello. Or jump into my bed where I always am and watch movies with me. There are other options, Nicole.

[rollercoaster-ruka]

Okay… Sure believe what you will.

[itsdanielhart]

It's not about beliefs, it's about the truth.

[mrleodavis]

Oh…sorry I wasn’t really staring I just spaced out a bit. I’m new here.

[itsdanielhart]

What're you in for?

[rollercoaster-ruka]

Simple, I wasnt.

[itsdanielhart]

Yeah, and the sky isn't blue.

[rollercoaster-ruka]

Uh. I was just gonna say theres a spider on your shoulder…

[itsdanielhart]

[He looks over and casually brushes it off, looking back to the girl] Right, and? What was the excuse for staring at my face?

[itsdanielhart]

I know I’m cute and all, but staring is rude.

[siobhan-skeeter-blog]

[she puts her arms out offering a hug]

[itsdanielhart]

You love me.

[siobhan-skeeter-blog]

You suck.

[itsdanielhart]

Yeah, you're right.

[siobhan-skeeter-blog]

Does it make you love me any less?

[itsdanielhart]

Hmm.. Sometimes.

[siobhan-skeeter-blog]

Hey, hey! I don’t ask you why you do things the way you do them! Don’t question how my father brought me up!

[itsdanielhart]

Because I do things the right way. It's nearly impossible not to question it! 

[nicolejrp-blog]

A movie staring Britney Spears, Taryn Manning, and Zoe Saldana.

[itsdanielhart]

Britney Spears can act?

[siobhan-skeeter-blog]

I will sucker punch you, Hart. Test me.

[itsdanielhart]

I hope you don't expect me to move my face into your fist, since everything you do is backwards.

[nicolejrp-blog]

Yes, I have spent my whole day rewatching Crossroads on Netflix. No, I do not care if you think that’s unhealthy. Britney is queen.

[itsdanielhart]

I have no idea what that is.

[siobhan-skeeter-blog]

I don’t think that’s how it works… but that ain’t none of my business.

[itsdanielhart]

This is exactly how it works, are you kidding?

No one else in the world puts the milk before the cereal, Sage. It's nearly 2015, wake up.

[fernepeterson]

 Would you say that you wear your Hart on your sleeve? Sorry. That was lame too.

[itsdanielhart]

That was better than mine, so I'll give it to you.