it's the cat

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[remanence-of-love]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[khizhina]

View this post on Instagram

[tomorrowisasongaway]

[guy]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

[lifeofiction]

[awwww-cute]

I think these cats might be spoiled… (Source: http://ift.tt/2txjxjd)

[guy]

here is a cute janitor pug who likes to clean blogs

[guy]

????

[overfierce]

“Love makes you feel out of control. I think that’s how you know it’s right.”

— -Danny Diamond on That Wedding by Jillian Dodd (via suspend)

[serious]

[jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111]

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.

[bompo-dompo]

sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[sourcedumal]

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

[thislifeshitistrash]

“I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂

[awwww-cute]

Was taking the doggo out for a walk and spotted a boi that wanted to join (Source: http://ift.tt/2FvCTa4)

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[cutebots-moved]

when music continues to play after i closed the tab