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Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

glyndarling

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

cortanabluemfc-deactivated20171

I would like to apologize for the remark I made to get blocked about the lap dance. I unfortunately am a broke bitch and can't pay the fuck boy price. I do beg for forgiveness.

ok

itselyssaxo

Lmfao. Wut.

lvangel69

What size cock do you think is perfect?

When it’s chopped off at the base and he’s bleeding to death

itselyssaxo

Yessss!

cortanabluemfc-deactivated20171

Christmas

Is a joke. always has been, always will be. I’ve never understood the point behind spending one day a year opening presents that others felt obligated to buy you. I much enjoy buying things at random for people whenever I want. Which I literally do all the time. This year has been even worse because my parents are splitting up. My mom has gone insane, my dad is having a mid life crisis.. It’s just going to be one big awkward shitshow. RV and I didnt get a tree, we didnt buy presents for each other (lets face it, we buy each other like 10 million presents a week for no reason), and also, theres no snow. It just doesnt feel like Christmas. I’m not a kid anymore and I just cant get into it.

I didnt plan a big christmas show for cam with opening presents, or christmas themes. I just cant. It all seems so fake to me. The last few days on cam were absolutely amazing, like wow, and I didnt have anything special planned. It’s been a really weird and stressful month. I’m excited for the new year. I want this year to be over.

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weloveshortvideos

She wants to be petted

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Me

itselyssaxo

Omg my cat does this.. All. The. Time.

Being an Assistant Manager during holiday hours BLOWS! Here, Have a selfie.

I have these "negative" thoughts multiple times a day. Sigh.

cortanabluemfc-deactivated20171

idk why but porn with men in it like 99% of the time makes me gag. like, i know im bi but srsly i can only watch “lesbian” porn, g/g stuff. i just saw a gif of this gross guy going down on this chick and almost hurled

pro-mov-ere

Hey, it’s me. You probably don’t want to hear from me, but this is the last time. Promise. Just hear me out, okay? You and me, one last time down memory lane. I’m sorry how everything turned out, how we can’t even keep a text conversation past ‘how are you’ and ‘good.’ How everything seems to be tainted by some ulterior motive, and everything feels like heartbreak. But I don’t regret any of the time spent with you, and I hope you don’t regret any of the talks we had until 3AM or our friendship. I hope you know that even though we can’t look at each other, I’m still here for you. If you call, I’ll be on the other end of the phone. Always. I care deeply about you, which is why this is the last time I’m calling.

(via tullipsink)

....kelly

-burn-with-me-

itselyssaxo

Being in a relationship with someone who has a drug problem was one of the most challenging things I've dealt with. Sigh

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At this age, everything is changing. Day by day we don’t notice, but just look back over the past year and you will realize everything has. People you thought were going to be there forever aren’t, and people you never imagined you’d be speaking to are now some of your closest friends. Life makes little sense, and the more we grow the less sense it will make. So make the most of it now, before it all changes once again, because in the near future, all of this is only going to be memories.

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