best i'll ever swing

21 • she / they • queer

[itsemohours]

Hi welcome to this absolute fucking nonsense of a blog!

i usually dont mind sharing my name around social media but i have been really enjoying the little anonymity that i have here with not putting my name out. this obviously might change in the future but as of now all that you need to know from me is that i am 18, i go by she/they pronouns and i'm queer <3

this blog is mainly use for me to read fics and escape life lmao so there really isn't much here. i try to reblog fics whenever i can but im a little bit bad about reblogging stuff especially when im binging a series that i'll only end up reblogging the masterlist. i'm trying to reblog more tho so hopefully that's smth you'll see more here!

anyway thats all for now <3

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[batbetbitbotbut]

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

[nerdintheforest]

Mine carrier pigeon doth wander

[theroaringhedgefoxblog]

when you are the beloved prince of the realm who serves face even at funerals but you are doomed by the narrative

[jaime-lannisters]

Though his fifteenth nameday was still half a year away, Prince Jacaerys proved himself a man, and a worthy heir to the Iron Throne.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON

Season 3 Episode 1 - Salt and Sea, Fire and Blood

[zendayamybabe]

🐞 a ladybug for everyone who needs good luck

[laurens-german]

“Holy shit, she’s incredible. Yeah, man. She really is.”

Allie Hayes and Dean Di Laurentis in OFF CAMPUS 01.04 'The Breakup'

[peppermintvanillagirl]

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

[shillanov]

with ao3 down i hope this reminds us of what a fanfic-less existence looks like. don’t take it for granted! because it sucks not to have it.

fanfic would not exist without the hours of free labour from fanfic writers and volunteer staff. donate to otw if you have the means. taking a second to give kudos is nothing compared to months of work for writers. a comment will probably make their whole day! sharing and reblogging spreads their work. it’s so discouraging when you give your heart to something, only to receive nothing in return.

support fandom creators and staff. they are the heartbeat of everything we enjoy.

[erwinsvow]

hopelessly devoted to you — masterlist.

summary: baelor wakes up, and yet, somehow, your heart breaks even more.

pairing: baelor targaryen x wife reader

based off of this post! | moodboard | tagged posts

part one

part two

part three

part four

[coffindollette]

🧿 to keep you safe from people who want to do you harm.<3 🧿

[goth-queen]

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive

[mortallycrispygardener]

[shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea]

I'm sorry WHAT

[smallerontheoutside]

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

[astropithecus]

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

[retiredmartini]

a christmas crime | fernando alonso social media au

pairing: fernando alonso x fem wife reader

fernando is hosting the annual grid christmas dinner and it predictably all spirals out of control

day seven of aston martini's advent calendar

MASTERLIST

yourusername

liked by oscarpiastri, aussiegrit and 409,385 others

yourusername: what a magical month we have

view all comments

user1: ugh to be rich at christmas

user2: her aesthetic is on point i'm screaming from my one bedroom flat

user3: anyone wanna give me this life?

user4: does she not know that lewis has announced himself as a hostage at her home?

user5: LMAO her posting up with her cinnamon rolls while lewis screams for help

maxverstappen1: he should scream louder, it's his only hope

user6: ummmmm so that's fucking crazy to say?

lewishamilton: so you can't say that to me?

maxverstappen1: ummmm well y/n got me a max verstappen set of sylvanian families so actually i'll do anything for her

user7: does anyone want to tell us what the fuck is going on

oscarpiastri: someone stole y/n's christmas jellycat collection

yourusername: THEY WHAT?

user8: so this is defo going to get dramatic now isn't it?

user9: that's the thing about y/n and fernando... they're just as dramatic as each other

user10: prayers up for the grid

lando: please SPARE ME

yourusername: fernando, mobilise max

fernandoalo_oficial: of course my love

charles_leclerc: GET US OUT OF HERE

gabrielbortoleto; wait what's happening?

fernandoalo_oficial: don't worry, the babies will be returned

gabrielbortoleto: i spent my well-earned money on them!

carlossainz55: you're a millionaire

gabrielbortoleto: STAY OUT OF OUR BUSINESS

oscarpiastri

liked by jackdoohan, logansargeant and 1,309.495 others

tagged: yourusername & fernandoalo_oficial

oscarpiastri: christmas tree for f1 mama :D

view all comments

user12: IT WAS HIM?

user13: he's got the grid kid protection...

user14: crafty little shit - no dna test needed

lewishamilton: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

alexalbon: OSCAR?

charles_leclerc: REALLY?

carlossainz55: I FUCKING KNEW IT

lando: YOU?????

georgerussell63: I NEED YOU DEAD.

yourusername: it's so beautiful osc! thank you darling

fernandoalo_oficial: and right under our nose!

lewishamilton: you were going to let max waterboard us

maxverstappen1: lol

georgerussell63: NOT LOL.

yourusername: calm down drama queens, we were only spooking you

lando: you literally took the rookies to a separate room to 'shield them from things they shouldn't see'?

fernandoalo_oficial: i mean i'd do anything for my wife, including torture, maybe one day you'll understand

alexalbon: i'd say i'm never coming back but the food really slapped

user15: i actually can't

user16: oscar letting them threaten the whole grid for funsies

user17: need to see the texts asap 🤞

charles_leclerc: stay in the unknown, you won't want to see them like this

maxverstappen1: eh i thought it was romantic

fin.

note: idk how i feel about this one as fernando isn't actually in this much but i did enjoy writing some good ol arguments

[itsemohours]

the way this is actually so so funny 😭😭😭😭

[retiredmartini]

a christmas crime | fernando alonso social media au

pairing: fernando alonso x fem wife reader

fernando is hosting the annual grid christmas dinner and it predictably all spirals out of control

day seven of aston martini's advent calendar

MASTERLIST

yourusername

liked by oscarpiastri, aussiegrit and 409,385 others

yourusername: what a magical month we have

view all comments

user1: ugh to be rich at christmas

user2: her aesthetic is on point i'm screaming from my one bedroom flat

user3: anyone wanna give me this life?

user4: does she not know that lewis has announced himself as a hostage at her home?

user5: LMAO her posting up with her cinnamon rolls while lewis screams for help

maxverstappen1: he should scream louder, it's his only hope

user6: ummmmm so that's fucking crazy to say?

lewishamilton: so you can't say that to me?

maxverstappen1: ummmm well y/n got me a max verstappen set of sylvanian families so actually i'll do anything for her

user7: does anyone want to tell us what the fuck is going on

oscarpiastri: someone stole y/n's christmas jellycat collection

yourusername: THEY WHAT?

user8: so this is defo going to get dramatic now isn't it?

user9: that's the thing about y/n and fernando... they're just as dramatic as each other

user10: prayers up for the grid

lando: please SPARE ME

yourusername: fernando, mobilise max

fernandoalo_oficial: of course my love

charles_leclerc: GET US OUT OF HERE

gabrielbortoleto; wait what's happening?

fernandoalo_oficial: don't worry, the babies will be returned

gabrielbortoleto: i spent my well-earned money on them!

carlossainz55: you're a millionaire

gabrielbortoleto: STAY OUT OF OUR BUSINESS

oscarpiastri

liked by jackdoohan, logansargeant and 1,309.495 others

tagged: yourusername & fernandoalo_oficial

oscarpiastri: christmas tree for f1 mama :D

view all comments

user12: IT WAS HIM?

user13: he's got the grid kid protection...

user14: crafty little shit - no dna test needed

lewishamilton: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

alexalbon: OSCAR?

charles_leclerc: REALLY?

carlossainz55: I FUCKING KNEW IT

lando: YOU?????

georgerussell63: I NEED YOU DEAD.

yourusername: it's so beautiful osc! thank you darling

fernandoalo_oficial: and right under our nose!

lewishamilton: you were going to let max waterboard us

maxverstappen1: lol

georgerussell63: NOT LOL.

yourusername: calm down drama queens, we were only spooking you

lando: you literally took the rookies to a separate room to 'shield them from things they shouldn't see'?

fernandoalo_oficial: i mean i'd do anything for my wife, including torture, maybe one day you'll understand

alexalbon: i'd say i'm never coming back but the food really slapped

user15: i actually can't

user16: oscar letting them threaten the whole grid for funsies

user17: need to see the texts asap 🤞

charles_leclerc: stay in the unknown, you won't want to see them like this

maxverstappen1: eh i thought it was romantic

fin.

note: idk how i feel about this one as fernando isn't actually in this much but i did enjoy writing some good ol arguments