and in spanish: ¡no!

call me erin/28/they-she follows and non rpdr rbs from @fauxsdreamland

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Time for a new reintroduction post!

I’ve been seeing a few new followers lately, so I think it’s about time for something like this.

You may have stumbled across my old account @eyeslikewatercoolers. Long story short, things happened and I no longer use it.

I’m 28 and I’m a social worker for families of babies and toddlers.

This account is mainly RPDR based. I have other fandoms too, (anime, The Owl House, Hellaverse) that I’ll talk about if anyone asks.

My favorite RPDR seasons are: 6, 12, 14, 15, and 17. 12 and 14 are the most special to me (12 was my first to watch as it aired, and 14 is because Jasmine is one of my favorite queens ever)

My ao3 is eyeslikewatercoolers. I post prompt requests here and sometimes short snippets of fics.

I love talking to (nice) anons and answering asks about my works!

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More of The Good Place/S18 AU that nobody asked for. Obvious spoilers for The Good Place (Season 1 ending)

Everyone was yelling when the realization hit Myki. 

Briar was yelling at Juicy, and Juicy was yelling at Nini. Darlene was yelling too, and Myki wasn’t even sure if she was programmed to be capable of arguing. 

She tried to keep up with all the arguments, but stepped back as everyone was talking over each other. Constant arguments were surely not something that happened in The Good Place. 

And then it hit her all at once. 

“Holy. Forking. Shirtballs.” Myki said out loud, catching everyone’s attention. 

“What? What is it?” Nini asked her. 

She put her hands on her head in complete disbelief. “No way, they really had us fooled. I can’t believe they played us like this.” She was laughing now. 

“What are you talking about?” Briar asked. 

“You’ll see,” Myki said before turning around. “Jane, Discord. You can come out now.” 

Jane and Discord popped up in the middle of the room, where they were standing before. “Have you made a decision?” Jane asked. 

“Yup, Nini and I are going to The Bad Place.” Myki confidently said. 

“Myki, what are you-” Nini started. 

Myki held up a hand. “Don’t worry,” she told her. “Go on, call us a train,” she challenged. 

Jane looked at Discord before turning back to the humans (and Darlene). “If that’s your final decision. I’ll call the train to The Bad Place.” 

“No, you won’t.” 

Jane narrowed her eyes. “What do you mean?”

“You can’t call us a train. You were never going to.” Myki said before looking at everyone else. “They can’t because we already are in The Bad Place.”

Silence fell amongst everyone. Even Darlene didn’t know this, and she knew everything in the universe. Until Discord and Jane started laughing. 

“The dummies figured us out!” Discord said while laughing. 

“Took them long enough!” Jane added. 

Everyone looked shocked and confused. “Wait, she’s right?” Nini asked. 

“Yeah, she’s right,” Jane confirmed in disappointment. “I’ll just erase your memories, reboot Darlene, and do this experiment all over again.” 

“I’m fine with it,” Discord said.

In the short few minutes they had left, Myki wrote herself a note for the future. She put it in Darlene’s mouth, the safest place in the neighborhood. Everyone else looked unsure, 

But as long as she could find Nini, that’s all that mattered.

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Mykini girl group AU is here! Thank you to @derpyavocado for beta-reading <3

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Told Suzie my name is Erin with an N and she laughed

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no bc it’ll always be her

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WIP Wednesday

this started as a joke and then my friend jamy made art about it so I had to write it

Suzie had a problem, a big one. To be exact, a four-foot tall, extremely cuddly problem.

Jewels had her eye on this particular My sweet piano plushie for quite some time now. It was massive, it was fluffy, it was pink, and it was expensive.

She already had quite an impressive collection of plushies to her name, a collection that took up a large portion of their queen sized bed. As it was, they had to shift several onto the ground each evening in order to climb under the covers and fit properly.

Still, Suzie found this charming. She didn’t see an issue with this in the slightest, and she certainly wasn’t about to stand in the way of whatever made Jewels happy.

When Jewels had finally bit the bullet and placed her order, the box it had arrived in had defied all known laws of physics.

Suzie had been relaxing on the couch, reading glasses perched on the tip of her nose when Jewels had entered the apartment, completely hidden behind the ginormous package in her arms.

“A little help here?” Jewels’s voice had called from behind the cardboard.

“Holy shit!” Suzie bounded up at once to assist her moving it into the living room. Luckily, the package was fairly light. If it hadn’t been for the awkward size of the box, Jewels would not have had any issues carrying it inside.

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cermets drag race

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WIP Wednesday- Mykini Post-Breakup Trip

It's been a while since I posted something for WIP Wednesday, so why not today? (Featuring a surprise UK queen!)

"You coming?" Myki asked.

"You go on ahead; I'm going to stay outside for a bit," she said.

Myki looked towards the sky. "It's drizzling. Are you sure?"

Nini knew she shouldn't be ashamed of her smoking habit. Most of her friends knew she picked it back up again. But the thought of Myki finding out gave her an uncomfortable feeling.

She shouldn't care so much about what Myki thought of her.

"I'll be fine; you go ahead and check in," she insisted, and Myki went inside, suitcase rolling behind her.

Once Myki was out of sight, Nini reached into her bag and found her open box of cigarettes. She had a pack and a half with her, and would probably need to pick more up during the trip.

She took her first drag, feeling the smoke enter her lungs. Her stress seemed to melt away with it.

"Your girlfriend doesn't know you smoke, does she?"

Nini turned to her left to see a tall woman in the hotel's uniform. She looked like a model, the way she leaned against the building.

"She's not my girlfriend," Nini said, taking another puff.

The woman gave her a look. "You didn't argue about the other part," she pointed out.

Nini stayed quiet for a moment before letting out a quiet "No."

"You shouldn't be so afraid to tell her, then."

"She helped me quit when we were together," Nini admitted.

The woman nodded in understanding. "If you want to change vices, come to the bar tonight and ask for Paige. I'll make you a bloody good gin and tonic."

"Thank you," Nini simply said as Paige went back inside. She finished her cigarette, stomped on it, and threw the butt away before going inside.

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myki beauty appreciation post because i miss seeing her every friday like a dog misses a bone

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crystal methyd going on tourrrrr the world is good and everything is perfect

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wait i have another plane mykini one: them watching the same movie on the separate plane screens and nini being the one who has to start them at the exact same time

(idk if that made sense lol)

Yes it did make sense, dw I got you (also thank you to @derpyavocado for suggesting Sonic for them to watch)

"We could watch this plane documentary."

"On this plane? The one that hits turbulence every five seconds?"

"Okay, what do you suggest?"

Myki looked through all the movie options. There were some decent comedies, good enough romances, and okay action movies.

"There's LEGO Batman," she suggested. "You liked it when we saw it at Juicy's."

Nini nodded, "I did, yeah." She looked through the other options. "There's Hidden Figures; you haven't seen that one."

Myki shrugged, "That's true."

Nini looked over to the stranger next to them's screen. "We could copy them."

Looking over at the screen, Myki recognized the movie. "Looks like Sonic the Hedgehog. The third one."

"We've only seen the first one." Nini pointed out.

"Can't be that confusing, it's a kid's movie."

Nini thought for a moment, "Good point, let's watch it."

They found the movies on their respective screens and got them ready to press play.

"Okay, I will press play on three," Nini said, thumbs hovering over each of the play buttons.

"One...Two...Three!"

Nini pressed play on both and leaned back in her chair to hold Myki's hand during the showing.

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i’m intrigued by crystal/jas recently, thoughts?

The initial thought of them outside of AS makes me giggle. Its very much giving “i’m trying to piss off my enemy by getting with her sister” and then they end up being besties instead.

I loved their interactions on AS (even if jas called crystal untalented lol). They definitely give two golden retrievers at the same dog park

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for the head canon prompts: nini letting myki draw on her hand whenever she’s anxious!! (like maybe idk prebreak up on a plane bc myki hates flying (shameless plug for our collab fic LMAO))

Oooh that's so cute!! (Also if you haven't read our collab fic, what are you doing?)

Nini knew Myki started getting anxious when she tightened her grip on the armrest.

"Turbulence getting to you?" she asked, looking up from her book.

Myki nodded, "Can I use your pen?"

Nini agreed, digging through her carry-on. She pulled out the black ink pen, branded with her company's logo.

The other woman tried drawing on the drink napkin, but the pen kept ripping through it. "Dang," she said in disappointment.

Nini looked over at her, seeing what other options she had. There was the sickness bag, but Myki probably wouldn't want to waste it just to draw on.

She remembered the nights in Denver where they smoked together. Myki would take a Sharpie to Nini's skin and start doodling. Nini didn't care as long as there was a nature documentary on.

The blonde put her hand on the other tray table. "Use me," she said.

"Are you sure?"

Nini shrugged, "It will wash off."

Myki gave her a look, and Nini gave her a nod of approval. She carefully started drawing on Nini's hand until she eventually got into the groove of it.

By the time they landed, Nini's hand (and wrist) was covered in stars, swirls, and a lot of hearts.

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Hello hello if it is ok for me to be annoying about jewelzie again (as I am ALWAYS)

They love making breakfast together on the weekends, however they both kind of suck at cooking in their own unique ways.

It is absolutely okay to be annoying about jewelzie here; this is a safe space

It was by the third pancake that the smoke alarm started going off.

"I don't get it, nothing is burning!" Jewels exclaimed as she tried waving a towel over the detector.

"Do you have the griddle on high?" Suzie asked as she looked at the bacon grease splattering.

"Yeah, that's how they cook faster."

Suzie shook her head, "I think you have to cook them on low heat."

"The box didn't mention that." Jewels complained. After turning on the fan and opening the kitchen window, the smoke cleared out.

The timer on the microwave went off, signaling to the couple that the biscuits were done.

Suzie donned a glove and took the baking tray out of the oven. They both took a minute to look at the biscuits.

"They look a bit pale." Jewels told her.

Suzie shrugged, "I'm sure they are fine."

When all the food was done, the two put servings of food on their plates and sat down at the table. After a couple of bites, they looked at each other with disgusted faces.

"The eggs are crunchy."

"This biscuit is raw in the middle."

"The pancakes are...not great."

There was a beat of silence as they set their forks down.

"Want to go to IHOP?"

"Absolutely."

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For the title game: Legend Changer

Also linking it because it's a verified BOP.

The name first made me think of a pokemon au lmao. Which I would love to do one day. But listening to the song, I can see some sort of superhero au or something with sports!

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i hc that whenever nini and myki go on hikes together, nini brings a journal to jot down any neat insects she sees! myki gets grossed out by them but she’s supportive of her gf’s special interest and loves to listen to her yap away about cool bug facts :3

"Wait, I see something."

"Nini, that's a log."

"I know, I'm talking about under the log," Nini said before letting go of Myki's hand and trying to roll the log to the other side.

With Myki's help, they were able to uncover what was hiding under it. Her skin began to crawl as Nini looked in excitement.

"A millipede!" Nini cheered, putting her hand down, allowing the insect to crawl onto her. Myki just wanted to run the other way.

"Can you hold it for me while I journal about it?" Nini asked, holding out the millipede.

Myki looked between the bug and her girlfriend. "If I do, there's a big chance I am going to immediatly throw it against that tree."

Nini shrugged and put it back on the log. "They can't bite, but suit yourself." She took out her journal from her shoulder bag with a pen clipped onto it.

The blonde jotted down some information as the millipede went back to its hiding spot. "Okay, I'm ready," Nini told her as she took Myki's hand again. "Did you know that some millipedes in California are bioluminescent and can glow?"

Myki gave her a smile and nod. "No, I did not know that," she said as they continued on the path.

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Headcanon that Jasmine in a suit knows she's hot shit and acts accordingly (her AS11 look still hasn't left me)

Only if I'm allowed to put Samine in this (still not over them)

"Why is there a suit in your closet?" Sam asked, going through the clothes. The two were at Jasmine's childhood home for the weekend.

"Is it the gray one? It's probably from when I was in college." Jasmine said as she sat on the bed. "Show it to me."

The shorter woman pulled out the suit, with the plastic cover still over it. Jasmine got off the bed to get a closer look.

"Huh," She said, looking it over. "I wonder if it will still fit me."

Sam passed her the hanger, "Try it on."

Jasmine took it, taking off the pants first to try on. They were slightly baggy in the crotch area, but fit everywhere else.

Next came the shirt. The buttons were stretching over her breasts, so she decided to leave the top few unbuttoned, showing off her hot pink bra.

The tie was still tied, so all she had to do was slip it on over her head and tuck it under the shirt collar. Lastly, the jacket was a bit too big for her shoulders. It kept slipping down on one side.

She looked in the full-length mirror with Sam staring behind her. She did some poses and said to herself, "I look...so good right now."

Sam nodded in agreement, speechless at the sight.

Jasmine picked her phone off the bed and pulled up the camera. She handed it to Sam. "Take some pictures. I want this moment to last forever."