Hello

Nat. 21. She/her. My heart is full of bees and I live in the Sin Bin, you know- the usual.

[citrus-soda]

The joy of song.

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

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[solarsyrup]

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

[k25ff]

(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)

[sushinfood]

Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

[melvinandlugnut]

OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[laylamajandra]

I use this. It’s the best investment I’ve made since I’ve lived by myself

[loueejii]

I’m glad to be helping so many people letting them know about this little thing 😁 Also for people in the notes asking it’s called a door jam or door bar and this is a Master Lock brand. You will have to adjust it to the height of your door and floor when you first get it You press the little silver button near the top left. But once you adjust it once you’re good forever. I kick mine a few times just to make it nice and tight.

[luisonte]

[tammenterskanroskalava]

King

[hwecqi]

When Steve from Minecraft is about to top you

[minecraft]

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

[thenatsdorf]

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[gif87a-com]

[buddy-berry]

oink

[hotvampireadjacent]

the WHAT now ?

[corg-sidhe-deactivated20190627]

GUILLERMO STOP

IT’S TOO MUCH

[goodsuggestions]

took this “we know if youre a burned out millenial” test and the result didnt disappoint me

Take a deep breath. Sit down. Let yourself rest. You’ve spent too much time convinced that you need to always be working, and it’s started to weigh on you. Maybe you’re struggling to complete basic tasks like sending a letter or running errands. You’ve been told that if you just work harder, everything in your life will work out, but here you are with student debt, anxiety, and no clear limits on your work.

honestly, this sounds like every millenial i know of

heres the link if you guys want to take it too! share your results too please!

[pepefrogs]

took it and got this

“You haven’t reached the point where you’re tired all the time or you’re really questioning your life choices. You’re really just living that basic level of burnout that most Millennials feel: our jobs are less satisfying, we have higher expectations, and we never seem to get that feeling of accomplishment we yearn for. Low level, constant burnout.“

couldnt have explained it better

ok time to go back to finishing my errands

[everydayisonfire]

The results were scaringly accurate….

[staticespace]

Burnt to a crisp. Sounds about right.

[deliriousecrets]

also was told to take a nap because i’m burnt to a crisp. i already knew but took it for fun.

[return0fwonderland]

Was told about to burn out yikes

[tweetthang96]

Burnt to a crisp. Surprising

[curlystar09]

Told I’m about to burn out and honestly… yeah

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[plasmalogical]

oh fuck yum

[sulfade]

a little girl from china covered a cat on the street with leaves because she was afraid that the cat would catch a cold 💛

[epiloque]

i hope this girl is having a great day i think about her a lot

[owlmylove]

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

[sonia-marmeladova]

Someone drove off without paying for their meal. Guess who has to pay for it? Me. They stole about what I make in an hour. I don’t care if you think it’s justified or if you think the corporation deserves it or the managers are mean or whatever stupid reason you steal. It’s shitty and the people who pay are the employees, not the guys at corporate and not the CEO. Pay for your shit!

[garden-daze]

Hey! If your boss makes you pay for losses, they are breaking federal law! Report this to HR and notify local unions. You dont have to get in a big legal fuss, but this is a good way to protect yourself, your coworkers, and your wages!

[mil4n0]