It's Funny Cos It's True!

I grew up with humour. My whole family consisted of joke-tellers who used this to lift the spirit of an otherwise poor family. MY dad and seven brothers standing in a 'round' taking turns telling jokes trying to top the last one and many family members rolling around crying with laughter in their burning cheeks. So this blog contains a collection of comedic gems, re-quoted movie and Television lines, newspaper and magazine cartoons, funny images and some really bad jokes. Things that I find funny. Not mine, so if you want to claim copyright I will acknowledge you, otherwise it is destined to remain in that wonderful virtual world of public domain. This blog is rated VF, L and BT - Very Funny, with some Language warnings and Bad Taste. You have been warned - if you are not thick skinned you are probably not a lizard. CONTACT ME at "[email protected]" And if you don't find anything funny here, you need a humour transplant - stat! SPECIALS: (AUSSIE 'S SHOULDN'T THROW STONES) (Spike Jones and the City Slickers - the Opera Carmen) (Just a big bunch of jokes) (Lots of TV references) (Bar jokes) (Star Wars jokes) (Reality Barbies) (Boom Boom jokes)

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The United Nations Questionnaire

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

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Metallic colours only...

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Copies are hard to track down but worth the read - the kiddies will love it!

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It's funny 'cos it's true!

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Gotta love Pooh!

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Can't get it out of my head now!

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What a croc of shit...

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Ah, the irony.....

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It's Funny Cos It's True! turned 5 today!

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...and you'd really want to think twice before wrapping that smile around your Jonhson...

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Overheard, two cannibals eating a clown; "does this taste funny to you?"

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Cane Toad - What Happened To Baz

A funny animation about Cane Toads in Australia by By David Clayton, Andrew Silke, and James Johnson. It was taken from www.cane-toad.com before the site was...

For those not from Australia, this is a parody of the worst, introduced pest that has grown in plague populations.  It takes a lot to kill a Cane Toad - they have incredible, natural self-preservation techniques; other animals can die from licking their skin from the toxins.

For those in Australia, laugh yer bloody heads off.

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I made myself a snowman as perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep him as a pet and let him sleep with me. I made him some pyjamas and a pillow for his head, Then last night he ran away but first he wet the bed!

Unknown, printed in the Herald Sun (Melbourne) 14 December 2016

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It's funny 'cos it's true!!

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Oh Deer!

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Exactly!

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I was on a list once...they've only just stopped watching me...