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Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
Art by Lee Gatlin.
“private detective who can’t help but grudgingly admire the clever, charming rogue they’ve been hired to catch despite being increasingly frustrated by their ability to evade them” is such a fun dynamic. like we all know how it’s gonna end but it’s still so exciting to watch.
detective: you should just turn yourself in, it’ll save you the humiliation of me catching you and me some time
criminal: IF you catch me. AND if you haven’t fallen in love with me by then ;)
detective: what
me:
*one of them gets injured or finds themself danger or both and the other one swoops in to save them even though it means risking their job and/or freedom as well as their life, and they agree a temporary truce in order to both get out of the situation but swear that “it doesn’t mean anything” and “i’m not doing this for you” and refuse to acknowledge or talk about it afterwards*
me:
without a doubt the breakout stars of this election cycle are the 6′10″ lieutenant governor of pennsylvania and his rockabilly wife
he officiated one of the first gay marriages in pennsylvania, is committed to ending the war on drugs, and looks like thanos fucked jonah from veep. she is every single woman at a midnight showing of rocky horror. they live in a “restored car dealership” according to his website. i would die for them
i have never met john and gisele fetterman and i know almost nothing about them. but i know one thing for sure just like deep in my soul: he proposed at wrestlemania
lieutenant governor henry “lurch” rollins here doesn’t live in the official lieutenant governor residence, instead choosing to use it as a free recreation center and swimming pool for underprivileged children
once again: i would die for him
Four Seasons Total Landscaping Potter, you were named after the funniest thing I have ever seen,
this video saved my life
when she says “ooo” I die
They aired this!!!
I can’t
I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea
manifesting trump being voted out of office and dying moodboard
A little winged witch’s familiar for today’s Drawlloween “bat” prompt!
Merch is available here!
Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight
Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy
Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.
Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.
oh… the tea is hot
this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life
im absolutely losing it at this scene from the princess diaries. what the hell, lilly
Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD