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R u still active?:3
I still have this blog open and check my notifs pretty regularly, but admittedly I don’t do much with it at this point- if I post anything here now it’ll be either cosplay or fanart, bc writing is uh. not particularly my strong suit sjshsjsh !!
That being said if anyone has art requests absolutely send em my way- but I know that most folks were here for the writing, which maybe I’ll get back into over the summer but?? Who knows :3
niche but what about hex and moss hanging out... my 2 faves
Anon,,,, your mind,,,,,,,, literally the best 2 in the game hands down- (also why are Moss’s feet canonically Like That)
[ID: a traditional drawing of Moss Mann and Hex from Monster Camp. Moss is a mothperson in a vest and pants rolled up to their knees, with their wings covering them like a cape. They sit on a log and hold up a stick with marshmallows on it in one hand, while the other rests on their leg. Their eyes are scrunched in an indicated smile. Hex, a curse that appears to be mostly mist with distinct hands and a mask, is floating next to Moss. Hex has an open mouthed smile as they hold a s’more in one hand and reach for a marshmallow from Moss’s stick. End ID.]
@thedemonicsoulthingy Damien always has hairspray on him: 50% for hair styling, 50% for diy flamethrowers- although I guess in Red’s case it’s both...
[ID: a traditional drawing of Red, Damien, and Milo from Monster Camp. Milo is shown from the chest up in the bottom right corner, facing forward as if the drawing is from the perspective of a selfie they are taking. Red and Damien stand behind them. Red holds up a peace sign with one hand as she smiles into the camera. Damien holds up a bottle of hairspray in one hand, which he uses on Red’s fire hair, causing it to grow into a huge flame. The drawing is done in black ink. End ID.]
It’s nearly 2am and thinking about school has me stressed so hmu with any and all drawing requests please I beg of you-
Hi I haven’t interacted with this blog since like 2017 or whatever- here to say that I’m in love with Moss, cosplayed Milo for my bf who’s in love with them, and I’m 99% I’ll never write on this blog again but like,, art requests are totally open if y’all are interested?
[ID: a photo of OP dressed as Milo Belladonna from Monster Camp. They hold a phone in a skeletal hand and look at the camera with a somewhat annoyed expression. End ID.]
VDDGGJDJJDDHHRHFU ADAM AND STEVE!!!!! Omg I fucking love it!! But the only question now is which one’s Adam and which one’s Steve? (Blue dad looks more like a Steve to me, what do you think?)
SHSKSHK thanks!! We went through a bunch of names (originally we thought one should be called “Gabe” as an archangel thing) but when I suggested Adam as a first man reference, we just sat in silence and eventually we both kinda went “,,,,what’s the male version of Eve” and ended up here!! We said that Blue Dad was Adam and Red Dad was Steve, but I think they’re pretty interchangeable, yeah??
(Also, I got your requests and yeah, requests are totally open!! It just takes me forever to write between my classes and whatnot- sorry about the wait! 😅)
Sorry I haven’t written in a while!! (I’m gonna start writing a bit tonight so expect some new stuff this week??) But here’s what I submitted for the monster prom challenge! (Not gonna put it under the challenge tag here since I already submitted it on my Instagram.) Why not combine Damien’s Dads to get The Ultimate Dad???
Prompt: Liam, Damien, and Scott: (ya know how everyone is like 20somethin-?) how about a reader who has a baby girl? (Like toddler) how would they react and act around you and her?
Damien
Oh he is. He’s uh. A mixed bag with kids.
Like,,, he says he hates kids but is really good at taking care of them?
He would definitely offer to babysit once he gets to know her.
A lot of makeup and hairstyling if the kid is into that kinda stuff!
He’s curious as to why you already have a kid while in high school, but like,,, he’s not gonna ask first cause it’s not /that/ important if you haven’t brought it up already.
Main problem is that he uh. Still swears a lot. Like, he tries to tone it down, and he does, but even toned down it’s still every other sentence it seems.
He’s trying his best.
Liam
I mean he’s like 200 years old or something?? So he’s not really spooked or anything by the fact that you have a kid.
He will IMMEDIATELY insist on buying clothes for the kid. Which leads to her having some,,, interesting fashion taste as she grows up.
As a vampire, he presumably doesn’t sleep much at night (Why is he not at a night school anyways???), so he says he can babysit late if you ever need him to.
Once he does babysit, he’s hooked. He loves this child. Tiny baby he can dress up and probably draw/color with??? Oh hell yeah tiny friend!!
He kinda instinctively becomes a dad to this kid? You two will just be hanging out and she’ll ask him a question and he’ll totally accidentally say “go ask your (mom/dad)” and you both just freeze like. Oh. Huh.
You know how vampires usually have fast reflexes in some form?? You know those videos of dads catching falling children last second??? Yeah.
He does mini photoshoots with the both of you and it eventually becomes one of the things you look foreword to every weekend (he still puts too many filters over the photos so you can’t really see them but it’s the thought that counts)
Scott
He finds out you have a kid when he comes over for a science project you two are partners for.
He freaks out. Oh, not cause you have a kid. He just,,,, doesn’t piece together that she’s yours. He’s just thinking like “oh shit!!! Little intruder!!!!! How did the tiny one get into your house without us noticing?????!!”
He probably instinctively growls at her a little bit since he’s spooked.
You tell him that, no, she’s supposed to be here, and she’s your kid.
He then feels really bad for growling cause your kid is kinda freaked out.
You pick her up and just. Set her in his lap. And bam they’re chill with each other and he’s fawning over her.
The project is left for another day, this is more important.
He loves going on lil “family trips” with the two of you!! Mainly places like the mall and what not, but anywhere really!
Prompt: Damien, Liam, and Scott with about a reader that is more sexual (willing to tease etc while people are around, making there boi blush) like sit on there lap and just start kissing them-
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Damien
The first time you sit in his lap in the middle of lunch, he’s surprised by how foreword you are.
After that? Oh, it is ON. He sees this as a competition and he is here to WIN.
He has absolutely no shame, and will endlessly flirt with you in literally any setting.
If you want any reaction out of him, you gotta either say something genuinely sentimental, or say some wild shit. Like,,, some definitely not safe for work shit in a really public area.
Your back and forth becomes routine, and you’re often seen nearly making out in hallways at that point, but neither of you really care.
Liam
O h. He uh. Wasn’t expecting you to kiss him so suddenly. Especially in the middle of the lunch hall. In front of like, everyone.
He gets really flustered really fast.
Your flirtation is appreciated, and he expresses such, but never really acts as foreword as you.
If you’re in private, he’ll kiss you back and probably get handsy tbh.
After weeks of your public flirting, one day he walks in to the lunch hall and just. Sits on your lap first. You’re really proud of him, in a way.
Scott
You’re talking with him on the bleachers after his football practice one day and you end up kissing him in front of the whole team.
A lot of wolf whistles (heh) are thrown your way. You see the Wolfpack give you a thumbs up before they leave.
Scott is!! So happy!! Y’all we got a jingle jangle problem on our hands, his tail is goin NUTS.
He’s pretty dense so he doesn’t really realize that you kissing him in public could possibly be embarrassing. He’s just having the time of his life with your affection, he doesn’t care who sees.
He’s not really flirty, he just regularly shows you a bunch of cute affection all the time always.
Prompt: How about Liam Damien and Scott with a reader that gets flustered and giggles a decent amount. But is mostly outgoing until embarrassed.
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Damien
He finds it to be a really cute combination.
Like, someone who is more extroverted and willing to do stuff out of their comfort zone who can still make really cute blush’s expressions?? Fuck. Yes.
He teases you about it if you get flustered, but he doesn’t actually mean anything he says.
He purposefully says cheesy/cute stuff in public to hear your flustered giggles.
You start doing cheesy shit back in retaliation and it just. Never ends from there.
You made him giggle once and that’s victory enough for you.
Liam
He appreciates how cute your reactions are in a more subtle way than Damien.
He won’t actually attempt to provoke your embarrassment- he’d feel bad if he did that intentionally.
But when it just happens naturally? He absolutely adores your cute expression and the nervous laughter. You’re just,,, so incredible.
He kinda does the same thing? He has confidence but gets flustered a lot so, you’re in this together.
He likes that you’re outgoing and willing to try new things with him, but he’s more of an introverted, so you’ll probably get a few complaints about doing outgoing stuff.
Scott
This boy just falls in love with you again when he sees your blushy face.
When you explain that you embarrass easily, he feels bad for making you feel embarrassed, but he compliments you a whole bunch so! It evens out.
Talk about outgoing, he’s ready to try all sorts of wild shit!! He’s always up for some new dumb adventures or shenanigans.
If you’re like super embarrassed in public and he notices, he’ll offer to let you hide in his jacket for a while.
He’s always doing dumb stuff in hopes of hearing those giggles again.
Prompt: heres a fun prompt OWO how about the main 6 and their kinks O W O
Miranda:
-Bondage (giving)
-Spanking (giving)
-Royalty & peasant role play
-Verse top
Damien:
-Light bondage (giving and receiving)
-Gags (giving and receiving)
-Oral (giving)
-Top or power bottom
Scott:
-Praise (giving and receiving)
-Shower sex
-As much as I hate to say it, I’m legally obligated to say pet play
-Verse bottom
Liam:
-Bondage (giving and receiving)
-Edging (giving and receiving)
-Biting (giving and receiving)
-Verse
Polly:
-Gags (giving and receiving)
-Oral (giving)
-Spanking (giving)
-Verse bottom
Vera:
-Bondage (giving)
-Edging (giving)
-Overstimulation (giving)
-Top
Prompt: miranda with a royalty s/o who holds miranda as equal rather than like a servant/slave, and vise versa?? (does that make sense? is that coherent)
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Definitely the old “two rivaling kingdoms have heirs to the throne who are in love with each other” trope because I fuckin love that trope.
You two actually hung out from a younger age when your parents would meet to discuss political business and you two would play during their meetings.
The two of you have some different opinions on certain subjects due to the different circumstances you were raised under, but you do your best to compromise and respect the other’s thoughts.
Ya’ll go shopping a lot with her serfs doing the actual shopping for you while you bothe sit in the food court talking about anything and everything drinkin some smoothies or desserts.
You're each other’s partner in crime, and eventually you end up ruling over your conjoined kingdom together, which you learn is a really easy way to impress others who don't know you. Having a giant kingdom is awesome.
Prompt: OKAY how about damien introducing his s/o to his dads
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You're being introduced to like,,, two Satans,,, who are also your boyfriend’s dads???? Neat. Terrifying, but like,,,, neat I guess.
Understandably you're pretty nervous about the encounter, but Damien is too. He knows his dads are obviously accepting but like,,, its still a very important event to him and he wants his dads to see that he fuckin loves you.
When you finally get to his house to meet them, they're like???? Really chill?????
Honestly they probably tease Damien a lot for not introducing you sooner and they're both down to embarrass him in any way possible.
They just want Damien to be happy, and if he’s happy with you, they are happy to call you family.
Both are incredibly friendly the entire visit until one leads you into a side room and gives you a “you break his heart and I’ll snap your fuckin neck” speech and youre just like “HMMMM OKAY GOT IT PLease don’t murder my ass”.
-Sarah this one’ll only have context for you but:
After the introduction, the next week during lunch another student asks what you did over the weekend and you just hit em with the old “I was just hangin out with my best friend Joe ever here” (replacing the name obviously) right in front of Damien and soda comes out of his nose & he loses his shit laughing.
Prompt: sober polly with a crush???? double yes plz
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First off all “sober Polly” is such an oxymoron. THAT BEING SAID
She invites you to any raves or concerts she plans on going to, and manages to get both of you into quite a few clubs for free.
You become an honorary member of the Prank Masterz, but you and Polly end up pranking Scott most of the time ngl.
Her crush is pretty obvious because of how physically affectionate she is with you, but she doesn't say anything about it until prom rolls around.
As soon as prom is announced, immediately, I'm talkin like 5 seconds, she asks you to prom to make sure no one else can ask.
Prompt: vera with a crush???? yes plz
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Real talk?? She probably tries to have you assassinated a few times. She sees you as a distraction from business at first, and distractions should be eliminated.
You just,,, get used to it after a while, and try to talk to her in hopes of getting her to stop sending people to attempt to murder you. Which is how you two became friends in the first place really.
She finds your bank account or maybe just your paypal and anonymously sends you money every once in awhile. She doesn't have to worry about losing profits as long as she steals the money from others in the first place.
You get in on all of her business ideas, and she starts actually coming to you for advice.
She’ll never really step forward and tell you she has a crush on you, but after getting to know her better the fact that she gives you any amount of her money and that she saw you as a distraction kinda gives it away.
Prompt: okay how about damien with an s/o who's more soft spoken/calm
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He probably gets like,,, really annoyed with you at first if you attempt to make him chill out but let’s be real you probably save his ass from actually failing like literally every class of his so,,, you probably also save a lot of other’s lives but that’s neither here nor there.
He eventually grows to appreciate your behavior. Like a lot. He never really had time to sit back and chill out when he was constantly setting shit on fire and beating people up.
If he ever freaks you out with his yelling or behavior he instantly stops whatever he’s doing and will take you somewhere quiet to hang out and cool off for a bit, before he apologizes immensely.
You may be the voice of reason in the relationship, but you bet your ass he can help you get out of any sticky situation. The dude can beat up the sun, he’s down to help however he can.
You have movie nights once every week and the movie choice alternates between you two each week. Damien either chooses a terrifyingly gorey horror movie or a romcom, and you never know which until right then and there.
He absolutely loves to do your hair or makeup for special events, or even just to practice.
Damien comes to you for advice pretty often since he is aware he can be a bit ambitious if not just completely irrational sometimes. Its for the best tbh.
Prompt: Can I request a scenario of Damian finding out his super sweet and generally s/o is actually super fucking strong, and can absolutely wreck him if they wanted too?
It started when you two were on a date. A date that- currently at least- didn't involve arson for once. At least for now that is. Who knows? Arson is always an option. A common option in your relationship to be honest. Regardless, the two of you were at home having a videogame marathon, and both of you were way too into it. Friendly, non-competitive gaming who? Don’t know her. This is all out war.
You had gone through as many competitive games you could find between the two of you. You had supplied some of the “calmer” games in the roster, while Damien supplied you with most of the violent games he could get his hands on. Currently, you were about to play the only game he had brought over to your place that had no bloodshed, but could just as easily cause some in real life- Mario Kart.
“I love you, but I am going to kick your ass with no remorse,” said Damien, handing you the controller. “We’re playing Rainbow Road and there’s nothing you can do to stop me from changing that.”
You responded in kind, “There’s no reason for me to stop you from choosing the course I wanted anyways. Though I hope you're ready to eat your words once you lose.”
“Oh it is on,” replied Damien.
Usually, Mario Kart causes arguments due to blue shells, red shells, bullet bills, betrayal and backstabbing once someone loses. But that's surprisingly not what happened here. This might be the first time you haven't even made it to the first lap before fighting, which is kind of impressive.
What started the argument?
Damien locks his eyes on the screen, and muttered the three words that started it all:
“I call Yoshi.”
It took maybe two seconds to form a response. “OH HELL NO YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOSHI.” Where you overreacting? Perhaps. Did you regret it? Absolutely not.
“I. Choose. Yoshi. Already selected him and everything.” Damien’s eyes were locked on you. He clearly saw this as a challenge. The way he was looking at you basically screamed ‘What’re you gonna do about it, punk? Huh? What’re you gonna do?’ He was prepared to wait for your response and see what you’re gonna do about it.
To you, however, the solution was pretty obvious. I mean, you can’t play a round for Yoshi since both of you want to play him. A decision has to be made before you move forward. Easy.
“We’re in a large living room. Push the couch back. We’re fist-fighting for him.”
Damien looked at you with a look of, what? Shock? Amusement? Eagerness? Probably a mix of those, and many more. “Are,, are you sure? Like, you've witnessed me beat the shit out of some goblins. On multiple occasions. Don't get me wrong i'd fucking love to throw hands, but i'd also rather not beat the shit out of my significant other.”
Aww. He cares. How sweet! Time to beat him up for the rights to play as Yoshi. “Push. The couch. Back.”
With a quick look of complete admiration, Damien began to help you clear the room. And thus it began. The Great Yoshi Battle of 2018.
With the furniture pushed back leaving a wide open area, you and Damien began to circle each other. Hopefully you wouldn't break the TV or anything. After a few seconds, Damien got impatient. As usual. He lunged towards you to throw the first punch. You blocked it by grabbing his hand, and then with literally no hesitation, judo flipped him. Just. There he goes. RIP Damien; you just got your shit wrecked in 5 seconds.
He looked up at you from the floor. The wind was clearly knocked out of him as he coughed for a second. In that time, you basically sat on his chest, grabbed his wrists in your hands, and used your calves to pin his legs. He struggled against you for a moment, before stilling to look at you in both frustration and bewilderment. “Since when could you do that??”
All you could really do is shrug in response. You're more passive than aggressive, so he just had not seen what you're capable of before.
He gave you a look of admiration and complete devotion. “I hope you know I fuckin love you. Like, I already did obviously, but that was super fucking hot.” With that, he leaned up to kiss you. May or may not have turned into a make out session. When you two parted, you reflected that look of love back at him.
“I love you too but fuck you I won so I get Yoshi.”
“FUCK.”