South-East War Hog

[throathole]

I think I’m gonna die in this

HOUSE

[56kilobits]

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

[justiceinspandex]

[fancyfrogg]

Sage I beg you don’t keep this in the tags

[ow-my-skin]

I think sharing stuff like this with the boomers is the only way to get them to think critically about what they're seeing online

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[ampervadasz]

[bumblebeerror]

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

[roach-works]

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

[spacelazarwolf]

unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[fisyx]

YES

YES

YEESSSSSSS

[dangerously-human]

@jayykesley It’s five minutes to midnight and I’m wheezing

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[extrashortshorts]

Hehe, cow

[afwrighter]

I have left bookmarks in books I won’t return to. I have left love in people I won’t return to.

A.F. Wrighter

[dankmemeuniversity]

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[bnq]

do u ever feel like a seal?

[dankmemeuniversity]