bless up

i'm gonni and i'm jewish af 

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

[chessys]

i love when ur lying on ur side and a little tear rolls out for no reason its so cinematic and on brand

[skrtt-deactivated20170131]

[gusmen]

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

[browsedankmemes]

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

[thebootydiaries]

concept: time doesn’t exist. you and i are sitting on a bed sharing a smoothie. you think you’re falling in love with me. you’re getting butterflies in your stomach. little do you know that i actually poisoned the smoothie and you start to choke. im running as fast i can with the Russian military yelling in my earpiece but i don’t speak Russian. i realize then that i had also poisoned myself. we are both yelling.

[limaotto]

[chessys]

the phrase daddy issues makes me so mad like no this isnt some ‘issue’ we have its a system of neglect and emotional incompetence thats excused and encouraged in men and then somehow reflects badly on young girls for being lost and im so mad

[feminismandhappiness]

The man fails as a father and we laugh at the neglected girl

[ulibeanzz]

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

[itsgon-blog]

beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

[memewhore]

[itsgon-blog]

wife: Where are you?

me: I told you I'm at work.

wife: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?

*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

[jayce]

@ emo girls, u up?

[slavery]

Emo? LOL… goth girls are where it’s at

[joner]

Any scene girls out there ?

[spyro2-deactivated20170402]

Any girls just out there

[justcatposts]

[beeslybee]

finally, a politician i can trust

[louiiedog]

I love this !

[tsunamiwavesurfing]