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@itsjafar
//Well guys, it looks like my role has been reopened due to inactivity. I can audition again. Would any of you thread with me if I got the part back or should I just let it be? I don't want to get the role again just to be deactivated. Please let me know what you think: Should I reapply or accept my fate?
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Online | Modern AU | Jessica and Jafar
Jafar fixed his posture and leaned into the read the new response. He was perplexed by her answer. Most people on a chat room would write the first thing to impress a man sexually. He was surprised, yet intrigued.
He smiled as his hands went to the keys. Hmm.. Skills of his? Jafar was good with words, good with people, bad with relationships. He hadn’t the slightest idea what to tell her. After deleting and rewriting countless times, he finally sent an answer.
Man_ofMagic: I suppose I could be considered a dancer. Tango.
Jessica’s eyes widened, and a smile broke across her face. She tucked one leg under her and bent forward as she typed her next response.
TheRabbit_inRed: Tango,huh? sounds like fun. TheRabbit_inRed: I like dancing 2. hard to do over chat tho.
Her hair fell into her face again, and she brushed it back, hastily pushing it into a ponytail. That sounded really awkward - like a come on or something. She leaned to one side, propping herself up on one hand.
TheRabbit_inRed: How’d u get into it?
Jafar smiled at the screen and the regret from his message was erased. She went along with it, she appreciated it? He was genuinely shocked as he was usually ridiculed for dancing abilities.
When the second message popped up, a smiled brushed across his face. It was in fact hard to do over chat, but he could now see that this stranger had a sense of humor. If he was sure of nothing else, so be it.
Inching his chair closer to the screen, he replied.
Man_ofMagic: I was young. Mother made me take ballet. Hated it; dreadful.
Man_ofMagic: I tried tango. The music steals the soul. Magic
He leaned back and hoped he would be received well.
Hare-abian Nights
Jafar ignored Roger’s warnings. He could handle many things on his own, he certainly could handle a ‘Toontown’, whatever that was. When the rabbit placed the circle onto the ground, Jafar hesitated. Was this moron really trying to help him? Is this a trick? Jafar didn’t think Roger was bright enough to come up with such an elaborate rouse and he flashed him a quick, nonconvincing grin.
With a cautious step, Jafar lowered his leg into the openness and pulled it out quickly. The way it went through into the blackness was mind boggling and discomforting. If it meant more of these, he knew he had to go. Greed took over and Jafar fell into the darkness.
Plugging his nose and squeezing his eyes shut, Roger hopped down the hole right after Jafar, only to leap out head-first and arms outstretched on the opposite end.
“Woo-hoo!" the rabbit cheered, feet planting on the floor and glancing around the bustling store. All around them Toons went about their business. Running, hopping, flying, and sliding throughout the aisles to get the items they wanted.
They appeared to be in a large, fully-stocked warehouse that had been fashioned into a store. Gag items placed in boxes labelled ‘Singing swords’ and ‘banana peels’ lined each aisle and appeared to stretch on further than the eye could see.
"It’s great, huh?" Roger said with a grin, leaning against Jafar’s leg and giving off a happy sigh. "Welcome to Toontown!"
Jafar grasped at his chest and balled the fabric of his robe into his hand as he took gasping breaths. That was surely an adventure he did not plan to repeat instantly. It was dark, it was unknown, and it was... surprisingly quick...
Catching his breath and his heartbeat, Jafar stood up straight and tried to relax. With a long and bony hand, Jafar slid down his chest to smooth the fabric he had upset. With a cough to clear his throat, Jafar corrected his posture and looked around in skepticism. This place was... different to say the very least.
With an eyebrow raised and an unconvincing smile, Jafar replied, "Wonderful." with too much sarcasm.
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Disney Villains…as Princesses
"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"
EDIT :
In case you haven´t seen Scar in the mixed set :)
(He breaks the princess rule, i know.. but i found the idea way to funny)
*has been laughing for the last hundred years*
"Oh, suga’… why’re you in Tia’s clothes?"
Minimalist Disney Villain’s by http://azorahai.tumblr.com
An antagonist is the protagonist in their own world
-an odd whirring sound comes near the castle-
"What on earth is that noise?"
Hare-abian Nights
"Oh, yessss…" Jafar trailed into a hiss. His mind was working much faster than his words. Imagine the control he’d have with this new form of magic, the power! The fear! Jafar smiled wide and lowered his eyes to slits. "Roger, my furry friend, would you take me to this so called "Acme shop? I’d simply LOVE to look around."
"Sure, I could take ya there! Ya just gotta be careful. You’ve gotta watch your head, and your step, and your back!" The rabbit happily warned, pointing towards the taller man. He looked over to the fountain once more and jumped up onto the side of it so that he could be closer to eye-level — even if only a little. "Toontown is dangerous for humans! And I’d hate to see something happen to ya!”
Without hesitating anymore, Roger pulled out another flat black circle and flung it to the ground. It adhered right next to the other one.
"After you," he grinned, gesturing towards it.
Jafar ignored Roger's warnings. He could handle many things on his own, he certainly could handle a 'Toontown', whatever that was. When the rabbit placed the circle onto the ground, Jafar hesitated. Was this moron really trying to help him? Is this a trick? Jafar didn't think Roger was bright enough to come up with such an elaborate rouse and he flashed him a quick, nonconvincing grin.
With a cautious step, Jafar lowered his leg into the openness and pulled it out quickly. The way it went through into the blackness was mind boggling and discomforting. If it meant more of these, he knew he had to go. Greed took over and Jafar fell into the darkness.
Jafar and Aurora - The Sleeping Serpent
Jafar realized that his comment had been noted, but he had to keep his facade. He couldn’t have her catch on to him, and he was seeming suspicious. “No, no. Of COURSE you wouldn’t. Why would any of us hurt another creature. Tragic, the world is.” He stared off for a while before looking back to her. “Don’t you agree?”
"Quite, I’ve known only one person who has been so wicked. An evil fairy." Aurora confided, not adding in the rest of the story. She figured he knew the story. Most did. "How about you?"
Jafar sat up straighter and cocked his head slightly downward. An evil fairy? The princess would have continued if she wished, but the silence was a sign that she was not keen on the incident. Still, curiosity was tangible.
Realizing the question was directed at him, Jafar tried his best to seem as normal as earlier. One thing to know about Jafar is that he is an excellent liar, good with words, deception. He spoke with a warm grin. "No, Princess. I agree. I would never hurt a fly." He thought of Iago and how often he chose to strangle that pesky moron.
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"I AM THE KEEEEPER OF SOULS!"
“Fooled you there didn’t I?”
"You're not the only one with tricks up their sleeves."
Jafar and Aurora - The Sleeping Serpent
Jafar sat up straighter and turned his head slightly to the side, one eyebrow raised. ”Oh, no. I did not mean to pry or mislead. The thought of you hurting someone else never even crossed my mind.” A smile played on his lips. This was where he’d find out her true personality. A fighter or a follower? “Why, I bet you couldn’t hurt a soul if you tried,” he teased, not breaking eye contact, watching for her reaction.
"I wouldn’t want to." Aurora said, blinking a few times. She never had hurt anyone before, growing up alone in the woods hadn’t left her many people to injure, and it wasn’t really in her nature. "Unless it was for self-preservation, or protection of a friend, I don’t see myself as someone who’d willingly hurt another." She spoke the truth, she wouldn’t be good in a fight anyway.
Jafar realized that his comment had been noted, but he had to keep his facade. He couldn't have her catch on to him, and he was seeming suspicious. "No, no. Of COURSE you wouldn't. Why would any of us hurt another creature. Tragic, the world is." He stared off for a while before looking back to her. "Don't you agree?"
Hare-abian Nights
Jafar couldn’t help but jump a little. He was usually a calm man on the outside with a mind racing inside, but he hadn’t gotten the grasp of the new magic the rabbit held. To disappear completely? Jafar was intrigued, to say the least.
Keeping his eyes locked on the hare as to not miss anything, Jafar asked, “Tell me, Roger. Where does one get a portable hole?” Curiosity and urgency ceased through him, though his exterior remained calm and collected.
Roger took on a contemplative look, leaning back and tapping an ear to his forehead.
"Hmm… well, you can get ‘em all over!" He concluded with a happy shrug. "But the best place to get ‘em is at an Acme shop. They have a ton of neat gadgets! Dehydrated boulders, giant slingshots, battery-operated pogo sticks,” he counted off each gadget on a finger. “They even sell banana peels in bulk!” He informed the other, craning his neck up and grinning. “Why, do ya need one?”
"Oh, yessss..." Jafar trailed into a hiss. His mind was working much faster than his words. Imagine the control he'd have with this new form of magic, the power! The fear! Jafar smiled wide and lowered his eyes to slits. "Roger, my furry friend, would you take me to this so called "Acme shop? I'd simply LOVE to look around."
Online | Modern AU | Jessica and Jafar
Jafar raised an eyebrow and smiled into his screen at the new message. A tempting challenge, he loved challenges. Jafar leaned his head onto his hand and thought for a moment. He could not e too forward, she would leave. He could not be to simple, he would bore her. Jafar knew that he had to stay mysterious in order to catch her interest. He realized that he still knew nothing about this girl. This was a game and now it was his turn.
Man_ofMagic: What’s a secret skill of yours?
A secret skill?
Jessica chuckled to herself. She had plenty of skills that people thought she should perhaps keep to herself. It came with her job and far too many years of dancing. But, although she suspected those were the kind of answers this “Man of Magic” wanted, those skills weren’t particularly secret.
So she had to think a little more outside the box.
TheRabbit_inRed: i’m a really good cook. TheRabbit_inRed: i make a mean carrot cake. TheRabbit_inRed: u?
Jafar fixed his posture and leaned into the read the new response. He was perplexed by her answer. Most people on a chat room would write the first thing to impress a man sexually. He was surprised, yet intrigued.
He smiled as his hands went to the keys. Hmm.. Skills of his? Jafar was good with words, good with people, bad with relationships. He hadn't the slightest idea what to tell her. After deleting and rewriting countless times, he finally sent an answer.
Man_ofMagic: I suppose I could be considered a dancer. Tango.
//Hi, new followers! Nice to meet you. If any of you want to thread, don't hesitate to let me know! :)
Hare-abian Nights
Jafar lifted an arm in defense. Yes, he was familiar was magic, but this was mysterious. Jafar hadn’t seen anything like it before and yet, he wasn’t frightened, he was envious. He wanted more than anything to posses that power. The things he could do with a portal like this.
Regaining his composure, Jafar straightened his robe with a slick slide of his long hand. He cleared his throat once and made an attempt at a smile, though it wasn’t overly convincing. “Tell me, my furry friend, what exactly does the, um, ‘portable hole’ do?”
At the man’s smile, Roger’s mood brightened even more. It was good to see the dark, brooding man cheer up. Even if only a little. A grin came to his own face as Jafar spoke, and he was more than happy to explain.
"Well, it’s exactly what it sounds like! A hole you can carry around with ya!" He said happily, gesturing with an open palm down towards the perfectly circular hole at their feet. "It helps a lot if you’re in a sticky situation. Or need to get somewhere quick." He leaned forward and gave Jafar’s leg a friendly nudge with his elbow.
"For instance! Those gates over there are pretty hard to squeeze through.” He said with a giggle, looking over his shoulders towards the lavish gates of the palace entrance. “So, I threw down a hole, hopped through it and…” He demonstrated the technique again by readying himself on the edge of the hole, and jumping straight down into it. He disappeared completely up until—
“BAM!" He exclaimed, leaping up from under the water of the fountain. Water flew everywhere as he came to stand on the edge of the fountain, arms spread out wide and water dripping from his ears. "Instant entrance!"
Jafar couldn't help but jump a little. He was usually a calm man on the outside with a mind racing inside, but he hadn't gotten the grasp of the new magic the rabbit held. To disappear completely? Jafar was intrigued, to say the least.
Keeping his eyes locked on the hare as to not miss anything, Jafar asked, "Tell me, Roger. Where does one get a portable hole?" Curiosity and urgency ceased through him, though his exterior remained calm and collected.
Jafar and Aurora - The Sleeping Serpent
Jafar raised an eyebrow teasingly, not sure if this were genuine or a game. “Jafar.” The corner of his mouth twitched up into a smile as he continued. “I have been in my position as the Royal Vizier for quite some time now.” Jafar looked at her, analyzing her questions. Was this just small talk? Was this girl tricking him? he thought to himself.
Assuring himself that she was much too simple for such trickery, he smiled and sat back, one hand resting on his thigh and the other holding the neck of the snake staff. “Now, Princesssss, tell me. What business do you have with Princess Jasmine, if you don’t mind me asking.”
Her business with Jasmine? “Companionship, maybe even friendship.” Why was this man so worried about what she wanted with Jasmine? Did he think he was going to hurt her? “I can promise you I mean no harm to your princess, honestly, and I have no intention of hurting anyone else.”
That ought to do it.
Now what was a Royal Vizier?
Jafar sat up straighter and turned his head slightly to the side, one eyebrow raised. "Oh, no. I did not mean to pry or mislead. The thought of you hurting someone else never even crossed my mind." A smile played on his lips. This was where he'd find out her true personality. A fighter or a follower? "Why, I bet you couldn't hurt a soul if you tried," he teased, not breaking eye contact, watching for her reaction.
