BUBBLEGUM BITCH.

~*~*~* it's jemma bitch *~*~*~ 1) first things first i'm the cutest. 2) i'm miss steal yo girl. 3) future lady owner of marvel. 4) u might know me by my superhero alias, perfect girl. 5) DID I MENTION I'M CUTE?!?!?!?? jemma mae sterling. 20. nyu. art therapist. april showers midfielder. graphic artist.

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there was a hanukkah episode of nailed it! holiday and tbh i feel so seen? also i rly want gelt? can we skip thanks pilgrims for being assholes giving and go right to the blue and white?

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heavenlystjames‌:

You should come visit her, she demands to be petted by you.

soft kitty warm kitty-- 

OH. ohhhhh. i get it now. sure jess, i can pet ur kitty ;)

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heavenlystjames‌:

She´s doing great. She´s the talk of the theatre. I have a hard time prying her from people´s laps at the end of a show day.

wow nessa is my spirit animal

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mikhailacey‌:

@itsjemmabitch​i replied to your post “What’s your favorite thing about your partner? If you’re single,…”

all i’m hearing is that u LOVE ME

Of course I love you, silly. You’re the brightest Jemma-shaped light of my life.

if i ever wanted to be monogamous tbh like i’d pick u in 3 seconds. maybe 2

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rrrrowan‌:

Hmmm, I do seem to recall this cuteness.  

is it a lil fuzzy?? idk do u need a reminder?

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djjeffries‌:

i hope you’ve got a good appetite, jem.

O YEAH 

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heavenlystjames‌:

Duly noted. I´ll act surprised next time.

ps, how is lil bb nessa

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heavenlystjames‌:

Why am I not surprised?

IDK U SHOULD NOT BE

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rrrrowan‌:

You’re so adorable, I hope you realize that.

i’m cutest post-o tbh u can find that out for urself wink wink

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djjeffries‌:

so i was totally and wrong and she’s totally had them, but she’s also gonna try and track down a place where they do homemade versions, so if she’s successful, i’m gonna spread the word.

and uh hey jem what you doin tonight?

@mikhailacey​ hello yes we need ur baking services to make ice cream tacos

ur choco taco?

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acuppellarp‌:

What’s this? Find the explanation here.

FRIDAY FIVE - OCTOBER 11

Please list:

5 people you’ve kissed…

4 people you’ve slept with…

3 people you’ve dated…

2 people you’ve said I love you to…

1 person you’d want to take on a date…

kissy face @rrrrowan @puckyeah @thcbeasknees @sabrinasmythe​ @theoreprise​

bang bang into the room @djjeffries @puckyeah @sabrinasmythe​ @theoreprise​

i’ve never dated anybody?????????????

ily haleyface @haleyface

uhhhhhh theo @theoreprise​

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rrrrowan‌:

Oh! Oh, I see!  That’s very clever, dear.

thank u i tried rl hard

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djjeffries‌:

next time i order groceries i’m totally gonna get like five boxes bc everyone wants one and i don’t think rowan’s ever had one.

and i totally would have celebrated if there was an offer, but i was cool just hanging by myself, too. watched the latest gbbo.

omg we need to educate rowan in the ways of the choco taco wtf

rip here’s your open invite to my choco taco tbh

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heavenlystjames‌:

Since I do not have the time to take care of a dog, and let´s be real for a second I`m much more of a cat person anyways, I was thinking about adopting a cat from one of the local shelters. Does anyone have any recommendations on where to go looking?

i’m usually good at getting kitties tbh

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mikhailacey replied to your photo “ITSJEMMABITCH JUST UPLOADED AN INSTAGRAM NYCC WHAT’S GOOD?? i had such...”

What a doll!

no u

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heavenlystjames‌:

Since I do not have the time to take care of a dog, and let´s be real for a second I`m much more of a cat person anyways, I was thinking about adopting a cat from one of the local shelters. Does anyone have any recommendations on where to go looking?

i can help u find some pussy

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friendlyneighborhoodryder‌:

I watched the first episode of Batwoman and the trailer for the Birds of Prey movie and I’ve realized an alarming pattern. I have a thing for crazy chicks… I managed to drool over Harley Quinn and Alice. I guess we really are all mad here… Should I be worried? Maybe this is why my uncle insists on approving the girls I go out with.

U LIKE CRAZY? GOOD 2 KNO

ok but i actually liked the first batwoman?? even tho i don’t trust the cw with lesbians like at all. birds of prey looks like the harley quinn standalone tbh i liked the trailer but i wanted more of the other ladies and i wanted PAMELA IN THE GODDAMN MOVIE but overall we’re happy it’s chill we good