just got worm divorced. wtfff

☆ Marshall 🏳️‍⚧️ | 25 | Aroace | Just a little clown doll | ❌CERTIFIED HORSE DENIER🚫 those thangs aren't real!!! | 💛 sea slug enthusiast -> Listen to me, boy. You will hear about sea slugs. You will enjoy sea slugs ☆

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[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[hyenaswine]

it spides

[librarycards]

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

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[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

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[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[officialspec]

this picture of my cat makes me feel like i woke up during an alien abduction

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[littlemissminu]

welcome to my rotisserie party

[littlemissminu]

never mind. you are no longer invited

[mlarayoukai-archive]

There's a pervert looking at your posts at any given time

[3000s]

she doesnt realize she looks like this when shes sleepy

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

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