just got worm divorced. wtfff

☆ Marshall 🏳️‍⚧️ | 25 | Aroace | Just a little clown doll | ❌CERTIFIED HORSE DENIER🚫 those thangs aren't real!!! | 💛 sea slug enthusiast -> Listen to me, boy. You will hear about sea slugs. You will enjoy sea slugs ☆

[lesbianlonelinessscreenshots]

[blackjame]

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes

[parkchanwoohoo]

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[dreamyfreakout]

this happens to me after working a five hour shift tho

[xener-aol]

FUCK ME is there anything I can do???

[lopkelepke]

[ruinedchildhood]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[ratsquinks]

when your leggies don't work so great anymore gotta commit to sitting silly style

[segamascott]

individualism is killing us all you are not the main character of your own little movie you are literally just some guy

[segamascott]

[dailyjermasparkle]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[circumgutter]

I love archeology