welcome foolish mortals...

Look I didn't know exactly what I was looking for in my life, and I wasn't finding much in the dating scene, until I went on eHarmony...

[emmajstone]

Change the story as much as you like…whoever you are, you will not succeed. I will have the truth.

[weloveshortvideos]

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

[n5fw]

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[ryouseiteki]

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

[qui-fait-ta-rose-si-importante]

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

[maribopuppy-deactivated20161002]

IT

HAS

RETURNED

[dlie]

Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

[dlie]

Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

[greyfireclover]

But can we just talk about

[paintedgorilla]

This is one of those posts that disappear forever. They make you think that you hallucinated it, then it just pops up like, “hey, bud, yeah I’m real.”

[lellowberry]

it got better!

[vl4da]

[5oil]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Could be us

[blackmamba112-deactivated201505]

[micdotcom]

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

[allihavelivedfor]

College kids be like

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Blonde: “A man just congratulated me on walking back at 6AM. I was not getting the D, I was getting fucked by the report I was writing!” [huffs]

[toofacedd]

[schwarzfee]

[africansouljah]

[tinderventure]

[ultimatekimkardashian]

[sweve]

[ilona-ritter]

‘X-men: Apocalypse’ Group Therapy Session

[manfuckyopride]

me this whole #pridemonth