Mr. Brightside

Hello there, dear. The name's Johnny. Johnny Rotten. I don't bite... very hard. Stay a little while, we can chat over some tea. I'll try to be on my best behaviour... [ roleplay blog -- obviously ] [ I track the tag #itsjohnnyrotten if you make a post for me ]

[itsjohnnyrotten]

jawn kiss me im lonely

*throws up on him*

[itsjohnnyrotten]

(( john is always pissed off

he’s never not pissed off

rp wouldn’t be the same without him being angry all the time ))

[conniebuysakodak]

//i find it really entertaining of john

i cannot imagine john being all smiley face with a fucking flower crown talking about peace and love

[itsjohnnyrotten]

(( right lol it would be weird ))

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[itsjohnnyrotten]

(( john is always pissed off he's never not pissed off rp wouldn't be the same without him being angry all the time ))

[itsjohnnyrotten]

(( my icon has been the same for more than a year ))

[im-malcolmmclaren]

MCLAREN IS BACK BITCHES

[itsjohnnyrotten]

No

[long-live-the-city-deactivated2]

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I’m coming out of my cage, and I’ve been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down because I want it all.

Mr. Brightside //  The Killers

[itsjohnnyrotten]

John, Malcolm is stupid enough to make multiple diss tracks about you.

You're acting like I care.

[gothkins-deactivated20210811]

cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

[itsjohnnyrotten]

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Fine, then, I’ll name her Dolly. It sounds like drooly.

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

That’s actually better.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Dolly. Huh. Dolly Parton.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

[itsjohnnyrotten]

So I smell like celery. Solid.

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

I dunno what I smell like.

But maybe I should let my boyfriend know I’m okay…

I mean, since I just kind of ran off to Paris.

But what have you been doing?

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Oh, what have I been doing? Well,…

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Her. I think. Jonesy suggested Drooly since all she does is drool.

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

No! Give her a real name. *she whined, petting the cat’s ears and cooing over her* She’s too precious for a name like “Drooly”

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Fine, then, I'll name her Dolly. It sounds like drooly.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

*throws up* 

*falls asleep in the grass* 

[itsjohnnyrotten]

[itsjohnnyrotten]

So I smell like celery. Solid.

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

I dunno what I smell like.

But maybe I should let my boyfriend know I’m okay…

I mean, since I just kind of ran off to Paris.

But what have you been doing?

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Oh, what have I been doing? Well,...

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Her. I think. Jonesy suggested Drooly since all she does is drool.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

So I smell like celery. Solid.

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

I dunno what I smell like.

But maybe I should let my boyfriend know I’m okay…

I mean, since I just kind of ran off to Paris.

But what have you been doing?

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Oh, what have I been doing? Well, I went to a bar yesterday, got kicked out, slept in a dumpster... I found this little orange baby cat this morning.

*pulls kitten from inside his jacket*

See.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Speaking of Ari

I smell her

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

Oh, Honig, ich könnte dich zu riechen. Ich mag dich und alle, aber Sie wirklich brauchen eine Dusche.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

*stares*

I like celery.

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

You reek of it.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

So I smell like celery. Solid.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Johnny

YOUR MUM IS SEXY

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

Fucking shit. I knew you liked her.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

*sly grinning*

[itsjohnnyrotten]

Speaking of Ari

I smell her

[im-ariane-forster-deactivated20]

Oh, Honig, ich könnte dich zu riechen. Ich mag dich und alle, aber Sie wirklich brauchen eine Dusche.

[itsjohnnyrotten]

*stares*

I like celery.