ugh.

my bed is a magical place... where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do:)))))

[willbyers4everrr-deactivated202]

Jason looks like the type of mf to say “that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeat, the epic highs and lows of high school football” when you drop out of school and sell drugs to support you and your nana

[politijohn]

What a headline

[fairycosmos]

the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I'm also celebrating your dogs birthday

[wexregolden]

Eurovision 2022 without context

[aheartshapedgun]

This!

[ruffboi-mags]

Dear France, especially Breton-speakers: You were robbed, I’m so sorry. That song was a fuckin banger.

[useless-germanyfacts]

successfully defended last place ☝🏼

[llumdecuca]

Moldova:

[atimefordragons]

I can’t believe the UK is at the top of the leaderboard with a mediocre song, while France only has 1 point with their absolute banger of a song. 

[tielemans]

explain to me how a so called professional jury doesn’t get the brilliance of a song like the serbian one but they do think the uk and spain deserve 12 points

[euroblog]

the uk had their “from zero to hero” moment for a while this year

[jeonjeha]

shoutout to germany for knowing their place, keep up the good work

[goooretzka]

everyone’s like “see ukraine won because of pity” … as if that was a problem. like the songs a banger but even if other countries felt bad for them and voted so???? your point being? the countries being destroyed and ppl die because of the war CANT they have at least a little happiness?? what’s so bad about that??? there is literally no other country that deserved that win more

[telemarcs]

It was easier to contact the international space station than some European countries

[mayflowers07]

Me watching all of these boring ass ballads get rewarded when I tuned in for yellow wolves, and Moldovan dads, and Romanian bisexuals

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

Norway realising that ‘grandma’ sort of rhymes with ‘banana’