The women’s magazine we really need vs. the one we get.
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sheepfilms
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oozey mess
The Stonewall Inn
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise

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Love Begins
occasionally subtle
RMH
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Phantogram Three
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!

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The Bowery Presents
Fieri Frames
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Interview Vampire Daily
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The women’s magazine we really need vs. the one we get.
I love this
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
Interesting.
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
He was like the Renaissance Robert Pattinson
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room now, pretending to be a tiger.
This is what we need to teach.
The first television appearance of Gru from Despicable Me! (x) “I’m going to destroy your chair!”
*rips legs off of my body and throws them to different hemispheres of the earth* Look at my thigh gap.
I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO.
That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”
So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”
And he got very, very quiet.
Source
NOPE.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” - George Carlin
Quote of the day. (via libertybloguk)
Some day Robert Downey Jr. is gonna win an Oscar and he’s gonna be like “I don’t like to be handed things”
And then Leonardo Dicaprio’s gonna fly into the sun.
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