i am the liquor

rachel. thirty-two. it took me three more years to update me age in this header.

[wormm-mom]

bitches go crazy for pathetic middle aged men

[habitualvoyeur]

wish I could go back in time and give 2009 noel gallagher this song

[eddiegayass]

I'm crying, you know that man is already typing furiously.

[charnel-grounds]

Roger Zimmerman - Nightmare Season, 1982

[worldhammerer-old]

we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again

[eagna-eilis]

People who smugly say "nobody has actually ever read Joyce's Ulysses" need to be hit in the face with a copy of Ulysses tbh.

I'm not saying everybody would or should enjoy a deeply weird book about one man's shitty day littered with Edwardian pop culture references mixed with deep considerations on what it means to be an embodied human being in general and also a person from a very specific city at a very specific time. It's not a taste that everybody acquires, and a person from actual Dublin does have a more natural 'in'.

But the reputation of it being uniquely pretentious and difficult, to the point that I often feel compelled to lie when telling others what my favourite novel is just wrecks my fucking head. Is it American anti-intellectualism? Is it British resentment that an Irish person wrote one of the finest novels committed to paper? Is it a defensiveness about feeling stupid because they couldn't get through it (pro tip start at Episode Four, the first three unfairly weed out readers)? I do not know.

I know that it puts people off reading it, though. Which it shouldn't. It's a fantastic book and not as difficult as people say.

[ash-tree-eyes-deactivated202504]

Mina, writing to Lucy: I cannot wait to hear how Jonathan is doing on his travels! He must be having such a lovely time <3

Jonathan, in his diary: OH GOD OH FUCK HE CAN CLIMB WALLS LIKE A LIZARD NOW. I HAVE ONLY A CRUCIFIX FOR PROTECTION AND I AM GOING TO DIE TO A LIZARD MAN. THERE IS NO WAY OF ESCAPE SO I MAY AS WELL WRITE MY GOODBYES. FAREWELL MINA!!!

[askaniritual]

it’s crazy how many ppl fail the “don’t get made fun of for having weird opinions abt rap music” challenge by offering a long unsolicited speech abt why they personally don’t listen to rap music. babygirl just do not say anything on this topic it’s fine. even if you think you have somehow correct opinions about not listening to rap. you can just silently think them and not share them. <3

[askaniritual]

if i have to read one more post from a random white person explaining that they can’t listen to rap music because biggie smalls somehow played an integral role in their childhood trauma or they have an auditory processing disorder that makes them unable to hear the words “bitches” and “hoes” im actually gonna lose it Nobody Caressssssssssss nobody is showing up to your house to check your spotify listening history it’s fine you’re safe!!! your explanation for why mingyu from seventeen is the only rapper you can listen to for xyz completely justifiable and very real reason can stay in your head!!!!!!! the world does not have to know

[rylandsgrace]

The ides of March (colorized)

[filmgifs]

Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[nocountryforoldjetpacks]

[userarmand]

“Something that I love about our job is you have the capacity romantically and platonically to fall in love with the people that you’re working with. Sometimes I think there’s a professional obligation for that to happen and sometimes you kind of have to force a round peg into a square, but this just felt really natural. I remember thinking, ‘Jesus I don’t remember looking at you like that!’ It has nothing to do with the sex, it was that weird thing when we’re looking at each other’s lips, and I was just like, ‘This is fucking mad!’” - Paul Mescal

[gwendolynewood]

give him chicken!!!

[coralineandthesapphicfantastic]

What if we made John Carpenter's the thing but the thing is always a Muppet no matter what form it takes

[depsidase]

[headspace-hotel]

[firefoot22]

[the-eyes-of-andyserkis]