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I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

It's my resources and time, I'll do what I want. I'm a genius to keep creating life like this!

You sound like every sad guy whos told me the government should mandate girlfriends, actually

Seeing as nobody would care when I'm dead, I figured I should make sure that someone loves me, even if they're artificial.

Self pitying bullshit, got it

I'm not hurting anyone or myself, leave me be.

Im saying its embarrassing, "oh woe is me nobody will love me! yeah sure im collecting partners like pokemon cards and then treating them like shit and neglecting their needs! But its THEIR fault bbbbbbecause I FELT BAD THAT DAY!!!" Maybe its best you do that, it gets real annoying

Do you ever shut up? I just want to be loved!

AND YOU HAVE 8 FUCKING PARTNERS, WHY KEEP GLOWING THEM TO STAY? LET THEM GO IF YOU DONT WANT THEM ANYWAY

I DO WANT THEM. I JUST WANT IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION.

SO IT IS A YOU PROBLEM? YOU FINALLY ADMIT THAT. ALL WHILE YOU BLAME THEM FOR MAKING YOU FEEL UNLOVED, WHEN YOU JUST GET BORED

GET OUT OF MY LAB AND LEAVE ME TO MAKE MY LOVE IN PEACE.

THEN LEAVE YOUR PARTNERS, YOURE KEEPING THEM JUST TO "HAVE THEM FOR LATER" NOT FOR LOVE.

I WANT SOMEONE WHO WON'T LEAVE ME.

NO, YOU ALREADY SAID IT, YOU GOT BORED OF EVERYONE ELSE

I'M NOT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WAY I FEEL. PLEASE. GO. THE YELLING ISN'T GOOD FOR MY DARLING.

Ill be visiting your darling later. And yeah, I do, because im seeing it, youre bored, and your soul says the same.

I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

It's my resources and time, I'll do what I want. I'm a genius to keep creating life like this!

You sound like every sad guy whos told me the government should mandate girlfriends, actually

Seeing as nobody would care when I'm dead, I figured I should make sure that someone loves me, even if they're artificial.

Self pitying bullshit, got it

I'm not hurting anyone or myself, leave me be.

Im saying its embarrassing, "oh woe is me nobody will love me! yeah sure im collecting partners like pokemon cards and then treating them like shit and neglecting their needs! But its THEIR fault bbbbbbecause I FELT BAD THAT DAY!!!" Maybe its best you do that, it gets real annoying

Do you ever shut up? I just want to be loved!

AND YOU HAVE 8 FUCKING PARTNERS, WHY KEEP GLOWING THEM TO STAY? LET THEM GO IF YOU DONT WANT THEM ANYWAY

I DO WANT THEM. I JUST WANT IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION.

SO IT IS A YOU PROBLEM? YOU FINALLY ADMIT THAT. ALL WHILE YOU BLAME THEM FOR MAKING YOU FEEL UNLOVED, WHEN YOU JUST GET BORED

GET OUT OF MY LAB AND LEAVE ME TO MAKE MY LOVE IN PEACE.

THEN LEAVE YOUR PARTNERS, YOURE KEEPING THEM JUST TO "HAVE THEM FOR LATER" NOT FOR LOVE.

I WANT SOMEONE WHO WON'T LEAVE ME.

NO, YOU ALREADY SAID IT, YOU GOT BORED OF EVERYONE ELSE

I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

It's my resources and time, I'll do what I want. I'm a genius to keep creating life like this!

You sound like every sad guy whos told me the government should mandate girlfriends, actually

Seeing as nobody would care when I'm dead, I figured I should make sure that someone loves me, even if they're artificial.

Self pitying bullshit, got it

I'm not hurting anyone or myself, leave me be.

Im saying its embarrassing, "oh woe is me nobody will love me! yeah sure im collecting partners like pokemon cards and then treating them like shit and neglecting their needs! But its THEIR fault bbbbbbecause I FELT BAD THAT DAY!!!" Maybe its best you do that, it gets real annoying

Do you ever shut up? I just want to be loved!

AND YOU HAVE 8 FUCKING PARTNERS, WHY KEEP GLOWING THEM TO STAY? LET THEM GO IF YOU DONT WANT THEM ANYWAY

I DO WANT THEM. I JUST WANT IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION.

SO IT IS A YOU PROBLEM? YOU FINALLY ADMIT THAT. ALL WHILE YOU BLAME THEM FOR MAKING YOU FEEL UNLOVED, WHEN YOU JUST GET BORED

GET OUT OF MY LAB AND LEAVE ME TO MAKE MY LOVE IN PEACE.

THEN LEAVE YOUR PARTNERS, YOURE KEEPING THEM JUST TO "HAVE THEM FOR LATER" NOT FOR LOVE.

I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

It's my resources and time, I'll do what I want. I'm a genius to keep creating life like this!

You sound like every sad guy whos told me the government should mandate girlfriends, actually

Seeing as nobody would care when I'm dead, I figured I should make sure that someone loves me, even if they're artificial.

Self pitying bullshit, got it

I'm not hurting anyone or myself, leave me be.

Im saying its embarrassing, "oh woe is me nobody will love me! yeah sure im collecting partners like pokemon cards and then treating them like shit and neglecting their needs! But its THEIR fault bbbbbbecause I FELT BAD THAT DAY!!!" Maybe its best you do that, it gets real annoying

Do you ever shut up? I just want to be loved!

AND YOU HAVE 8 FUCKING PARTNERS, WHY KEEP GLOWING THEM TO STAY? LET THEM GO IF YOU DONT WANT THEM ANYWAY

I DO WANT THEM. I JUST WANT IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION.

SO IT IS A YOU PROBLEM? YOU FINALLY ADMIT THAT. ALL WHILE YOU BLAME THEM FOR MAKING YOU FEEL UNLOVED, WHEN YOU JUST GET BORED

I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

It's my resources and time, I'll do what I want. I'm a genius to keep creating life like this!

You sound like every sad guy whos told me the government should mandate girlfriends, actually

Seeing as nobody would care when I'm dead, I figured I should make sure that someone loves me, even if they're artificial.

Self pitying bullshit, got it

I'm not hurting anyone or myself, leave me be.

Im saying its embarrassing, "oh woe is me nobody will love me! yeah sure im collecting partners like pokemon cards and then treating them like shit and neglecting their needs! But its THEIR fault bbbbbbecause I FELT BAD THAT DAY!!!" Maybe its best you do that, it gets real annoying

Do you ever shut up? I just want to be loved!

AND YOU HAVE 8 FUCKING PARTNERS, WHY KEEP GLOWING THEM TO STAY? LET THEM GO IF YOU DONT WANT THEM ANYWAY

I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

It's my resources and time, I'll do what I want. I'm a genius to keep creating life like this!

You sound like every sad guy whos told me the government should mandate girlfriends, actually

Seeing as nobody would care when I'm dead, I figured I should make sure that someone loves me, even if they're artificial.

Self pitying bullshit, got it

I'm not hurting anyone or myself, leave me be.

Im saying its embarrassing, "oh woe is me nobody will love me! yeah sure im collecting partners like pokemon cards and then treating them like shit and neglecting their needs! But its THEIR fault bbbbbbecause I FELT BAD THAT DAY!!!" Maybe its best you do that, it gets real annoying

I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

It's my resources and time, I'll do what I want. I'm a genius to keep creating life like this!

You sound like every sad guy whos told me the government should mandate girlfriends, actually

Seeing as nobody would care when I'm dead, I figured I should make sure that someone loves me, even if they're artificial.

Self pitying bullshit, got it

I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

It's my resources and time, I'll do what I want. I'm a genius to keep creating life like this!

You sound like every sad guy whos told me the government should mandate girlfriends, actually

I think dex is doing things to me

It's literally too early for this

What does that even mean dude, i think he gave me like god flu or something

You're in love.

Too far, Strep throat? Covid? Scarlet fever?

I'm not a doctor! Talk to Enzo if you're that worried. I'm busy with building someone.

Give em my charm!

I'm not building a robot lover just to kill him and then myself after two days out of annoyance.

Having to build a lover is sad.

Scarlet fever, flu, covid, what do you think im sick with

Symptoms are that I like my boyfriend, and I feel safe around him

-Joeb

I don't sense anything wrong with you. You're not sick, you're just happy to be with your boyfriend.

Hm how odd.......

You interrupted my graverobbing. for your slop?

All of these souls are fully dead, good picks, you want me to take the souls out so you can keep em as decoration? You cant do anything with a dead soul, itd just be cool to have

I don't see the point. I need a left arm. The old one wasn't. The right fit.

Hm fair, I could take out bits of my soul making it someone elses, so you could have someone elses soul without harming them

You can keep it. I don't need a soul. Dad said I'm fine without one.

Well if you ever want one I can get you one

Scarlet fever, flu, covid, what do you think im sick with

Symptoms are that I like my boyfriend, and I feel safe around him

-Joeb

I don't sense anything wrong with you. You're not sick, you're just happy to be with your boyfriend.

Hm how odd.......

You interrupted my graverobbing. for your slop?

All of these souls are fully dead, good picks, you want me to take the souls out so you can keep em as decoration? You cant do anything with a dead soul, itd just be cool to have

I don't see the point. I need a left arm. The old one wasn't. The right fit.

Hm fair, I could take out bits of my soul making it someone elses, so you could have someone elses soul without harming them

Scarlet fever, flu, covid, what do you think im sick with

Symptoms are that I like my boyfriend, and I feel safe around him

-Joeb

I don't sense anything wrong with you. You're not sick, you're just happy to be with your boyfriend.

Hm how odd.......

You interrupted my graverobbing. for your slop?