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[theworstpuns]

Cremation: my only shot at a hot, smoking body.

[itsmeleximcgee-blog]

A couple of days ago I saw a spider in my bathroom and it ran away before I could kill it so ever since then I’ll get halfway to the bathroom and remember oh yeah gotta go put my flip flops on just in case that bitch ass spider wanna make a surprise appearance while I got my pants down.