🌹the diva🌹

i finally got my telenovela ending.

[cluts]

You're so self centred

who else am i supposed to be centred on

[minha-borboleta]

What turns you on?

Attention

[violet-chachki]

[grammylesslana]

faux fur fabulous: valentina

[itsmevillaintina]

💏

10. …desperately.

“Mi amor! Please!” Valentina cried dramatically as she saw the emptiness in her lover’s face when she pulled back from the kiss. “Please! Remember me! It’s me! How do you not remember me?!” Falling off stage and suffering a brutal head injury that would later result in amnesia was one of the worst things that could have happened to Adore... but more importantly; it was one of the worst things that could have happened to her, Valentina. I mean, she often daydreamed of this scenario but in her fantasy, it was she that was the one who was plagued with a serious loss of memory and it was Adore who had to win back her heart by pouring her soul out to her and performing a series of romantic gestures. She much preferred that version.  

[sunshine-memes]

Send 📱 for five texts my muse didn't send yours, and one that they did

[asphodel-s-blog]

oh, to be a princess in a flouncy dress laying her head on the lap of her stern but sweet lady knight

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Smut Prompts

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

First - Our muses having their first time

Mouth - One of our muses going down on the other

In - Our muses involved in penetrative sex

Plunge - One of our muses fingering the other

Behind - Our muses having anal sex

Scratch - Our muses having rough sex

Voice - Our muses having phone sex

Pony - One muse riding the other

Beg - One of our muses denying the other their orgasm

Toys - One muse uses sex toys on the other

More - One muse has multiple orgasms

Play - Our muses roleplay in the bedroom

Video - Our muses watch pornography together

Speed - Our muses have a quickie

Blind - One muse blindfolds the other for sex

Worship - One muse worships the others body during sex

Control - One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex

Perform - One muse watching the other masturbate for them

Watch - One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner

Alone - One muse masturbating to the thought of the other

Bind - Our muses using restraints in the bedroom

Risky - Our muses having sex without protection

Motor - Our muses having sex in a car

Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel

Party - Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together

Nature - Our muses having sex outside

Pray - Our muses have sex in a house of worship

Sorry - Our muses having sex after an argument

Reunite - Our muses having sex after being apart for some time

Rub - Our muses take part in frottage/friction play

Slap - One muse spanks the other

Partition - One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other

Passing - Our muses have a one night stand

Domestic - Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple

Honeymoon - Our muses have sex as newlyweds

Celebrate - Our muses have sex on a holiday

Caught - Our muse get caught having sex by a third party

Friends - Our muses are friends with benefits

Wet - Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)

Coffee - Our muses have sex in the morning

Private - Our muses have sex in a closet

Math - Our muses have sex in the 69 position

Beast - One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other

Veins - Our muses indulge in bloodplay

Create - Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive

Flowering - Our muses have sex while one is pregnant

Gasp - Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom

Lock - One muse uses a chastity device on the other

Whisper - One muse dirty talks the other

Liquor - Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol

Influence - Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie

Exposed - Our muses take part in exhibitionism

Warning - Our muses try some more dangerous sex

Silent - One muse gags the other

Past - Our muses have sex in a historical AU

Shame - One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game

Doctor - One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay

Reflect - Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror

Greed - Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex

Strap - One muse pegs the other

Throne - One muse sits on the other’s face

Magic - Our muses have sex as part of a ritual

Feel - Our muses engage in sensation play

Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink

Holy - One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.

Survival - Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm

Finale - Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm

Heal - One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner

Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other

Slumber - One muse has a sex dream about the other

[polishremoverbiatch]

val 💏

11…in joy. @itsmevillaintina

Adore was the one holding Valentina’s hand the hardest. Her eyes had grown big, in that concentrating face with her jaw dropped as she watched the presenter on the stage. They were opening the envelope, the name of the winner of the Latin GRAMMY’s new artist. 

They had gone to Vegas, where the awards were held this year, and Valentina had done her usual press, looking deliciously angelic and beautiful. Charms, beauty, a graciousness that Adore, still, could never decide where just completely fake for the PR or had some kind of truth in that highly self-believing soul that was Valentina. 

It was kind of ironic, Valentina being the nominated one. Adore wasn’t a prominent musician, not a household name like Valentina had grown to be. Adore was just a local LA bar performer, playing nights and weekends alongside her regular day job, but music was her life. Valentina had done a musical, highly acclaimed, and her star-quality had finally propelled her high up to the stars that Valentina had always believed she belonged with. Adore hadn’t, either, written any music in Spanish, so she wouldn’t even be qualified, but still.

She wasn’t resentful, though. She could barely breathe, right now, as they were waiting to know who had won. She was proud, she was happy, she was supportive of her partner. 

“Oh my God! Holy shit!” Adore shouted as Valentina’s name was read, and Adore shot up into standing, jumping and clapping, in a rush of victory as Valentina’s name boomed through the speakers. Remembering that Val was just right next to her, and that she wasn’t just someone that was happy that someone had won, Adote turned around to face Val, bent down and kissed Valentina in celebration, victory, happiness for her babe. 

“Holy shit, Tina, you fuckin’ won, babes!!”

[itsmevillaintina]

Tonight was a night she’d been dreaming about ever since she was a little girl. After her mother had finished powdering her face, she’d sneak into the bathroom and hold up her hairspray can and recite her winning speech. What was she accepting you might ask? Some days it was an Oscar, other days a Tony, most of the time she would accompany it with her mother’s shower cap and pretend like she was Miss Venezuela and had just won Miss Universe. The prize, the award, the title were all trivial details. All that really mattered was that Valentina was a star, she knew that, and one day the world would too.

When they called her name, she was sure the world had stopped spinning and time had froze. It took her a moment to float down from cloud nine as she was being brought into a celebratory kiss. Valentina turned to look at her soulmate, her rock in all this, and it gave her the strength to hold her head up high, march up to the stage and stand before everyone as the winner she was.

Her speech was emotional yet eloquent. She thanked all the right people, she landed a tasteful amount of jokes and she delivered it with that signature Valentina flair. She remained poised but not too robotic where she didn’t seem grateful. Signing off, she winked and blew Adore a kiss. For so long she craved that single spotlight but she was more than happy to share her success with someone she held so dear.

After an hour or so of press, she found Adore in the sea of people. “Mi amor!” She cried, hugging her tightly. “Let’s go celebrate back at our hotel! Please! We don’t need no after part!”

[sextfeels]

[sagamemes]

fifty ways to kiss someone.   send me a 💏 and i will randomise a number in order for my muse to kiss yours…

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake yours up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because yours is running out of time.

…because mine is.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

…out of love.

[mazqueen]

Valentina on racism and staying positive.

[itsmevillaintina]

❛ Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me. Boys, girls, I can’t help it, baby. ❜

“If they stare at you then they gawk at moi,” Valentina sang, in her condescending, artificially innocent tone. “But unlike you, I play hard to get.”

[thepastpresentandfutureofdrag]

“And that’s why you’ll die a virgin, alone.” Violet laughed and tossed a nylon at her. “What are you even saving it for, Sandra Dee?”

[itsmevillaintina]

“I’m not a virgin! I may be a saint but not that much of a saint.” She let out a girlish squeal before sipping the straw from her mug, making a kooky face. “I may be picky but I too have given into temptation before.”

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

I’m a big fan of creating one’s own universe and aggressively staying there

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

[itsmevillaintina]

“I didn’t know what to get you, so I brought chocolate, flowers, AND a huge stuffed animal.”

“Aw mi amor! So sweet!” Valentina gushed, bouncing on her heels at the sight of her plethora of gifts. “Aaaand I got you something I know you’re gonna love.” Behind her back, she revealed a framed head shot of herself, signed ‘Happy Valentina Day!’ “Hot off the presses and everything! You get the first copy!”

[polishremoverbiatch]

Adore was smiling, genuinly happy feeding of Valentina’s happiness of getting her gifts. Adore loved gift-giving, making her babes and friends happy, spoiling them. 

“Oh?!” It was Adore’s turn to gush. She loved getting stuff too; some kind of effect from having grown up kinda poor and not having had much material stuff readily available. She was jumping up and down, hands clasped beneath her chin, eyes wide as she watched Valentina. 

As with any emotion, Adore’s surprise, and disappointment, was written all over her. Mouth hanging open, head stirring before she pulled her neck back as if recoiling, shoulders slouching. She stared dumbfounded at the framed picture, automatically reaching out to accept it. 

“Oh,” Adore mumbled, eyeing the gift; pretty picture of Valentina (when wasn’t she pretty?), signed, clever (narcissistic) word pun to spin the attention onto herself. Adore wanted to ask for more, if that was it, but the manners her mom had taught her, prevented her from voicing her disappointment. 

“Oh, uh, thanks, you look so pretty…!”

[itsmevillaintina]

Even in that crazy coconut head of hers, the diva herself was able to note that Adore was less than impressed with her V-day gift. Was she offended by this? Partially, considering that headshot could have been hung up in a museum and been the main attraction EASILY, but Valentina had also plotted this appetizier of a gift for the entree which was still on its way.

“Thank-you mi amor but....” She clapped her heads, signaling for the doors to pour open and an entire band to arrive and stand behind her. As they got into position, one man placed a microphone in front of her and stripped off her robe to reveal a sparkling, one of a kind evening gown. “...How do I look now?”

[adore-delano]

[heathersluzon]

Valentina: “I have so much respect for you, Manila. I always have.”

“It’s a two-way street. My respect and love for you is endless, Val.” 

[itsmevillaintina]

heathersluzon‌:

“We’re the dream team! These other bitches have nothing on us!”

“In this fantasy world we be living in, we run on only French Vanillas, spaghetti and pineapple and we still stay skinny!”