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@scarletenvy
do you guys remember having hopes and dreams
ok idk why this is breaking containment but to be clear this post is about Game 3 of the 2026 Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals where the Colorado Avalanche were up 3-0 against the Vegas Golden Knights after the first period and then managed to lose the game 3-5. I do see how it could be interpreted as being about the general disillusionment of adulthood but I was actually talking about ice hockey
your world is dying. your husband presumably dies in space so now you're a widow and your world is still dying. then 50-ish years later your husband everyone assumed was dead pulls up in a random spaceship full of a highly volatile atmosphere with the solution to your impending apocalypse and none of the original crew from his mission and instead with a wet, blobby alien that he pack bonded with and almost died for and is now emotionally codependent on that now wont stop complaining about the temperature of the water in its enclosure. your name is adrian and you dont know how you got here
good thing i bought a second laptop. not because it helps me with thesis writing or drafting my book, but because now my cat has a place to nap on
you are not a diva. you are a disrespectful twink with subpar vibes.
who’s lando
no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment
do you think mack will take will's last name and become macklin celebrini hockey when they get married
Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"
i always think i’ve heard the wackiest hockey statistic already and then they hit me with stuff like this is the only time teammates named cole have scored in the same game or whatever the fuck
tkachuk wants to be the main character sooooo bad
what a disappointment truly
even randy is getting annoyed at these officials lmao
um no actually
i haven’t been able to watch a game in ages and the one time i can i’m not home for the start of it and then i get home and get the stream up and the first thing i see is the opposing team scoring cmon now
pleaseeeeeee nhl global series coming to finland again !!!
pleaseeeeee i’m going
pleaseeeeeee nhl global series coming to finland again !!!
i actually liked it better when i wasn’t a linguist because i could just listen to a region-specific accent and describe it in layman terms if needed but now i know that augusts intervocalic /t/ is glottalised while oliver’s flaps and i have no words to explain that to a normal person
