It's Not a Cello

I'm a double bass player, sometimes I like to rant about things, and I have a slightly bizarre sense of humour. From time to time, I like to inflict all of that on other people. Cycling, music, and Tolkien. In that order.

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[pochowek]

what song comes to your mind when you hear the word “tonight”

[itsnotacello]

Started rehearsals for the Australian Ballet’s production of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland today. It’s seriously such a fun score, even if the bass part is pretty much just sound effects.

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[thegingerpowers]

[iraffiruse]

[groovymoonie]

I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.

[veryfunnymemes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”

She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”

[princeguinevere]

change your url op

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[badsciencejokes]

Some jokes for y’all. Zoom in — view on Instagram http://bit.ly/2LC6Rgu

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[eevonb]

sound up.

[geekyjessica]

This is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen.

[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

[thescientificviolist]

*movement ends*

15 people cough, chairs squeak, 57 more coughs, programs rustle, 463784 more coughs,

[memewhore]

[nerdjpg]

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

[myclassicalmusicobsession]

Unpopular opinion: A lot of music majors shouldn’t be music majors.