It's Not a Cello

I'm a double bass player, sometimes I like to rant about things, and I have a slightly bizarre sense of humour. From time to time, I like to inflict all of that on other people. Cycling, music, and Tolkien. In that order.

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[pochowek]

what song comes to your mind when you hear the word “tonight”

[itsnotacello]

Started rehearsals for the Australian Ballet’s production of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland today. It’s seriously such a fun score, even if the bass part is pretty much just sound effects.

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[thegingerpowers]

[iraffiruse]

[groovymoonie]

I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.

[veryfunnymemes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”

She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”

[princeguinevere]

change your url op

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[badsciencejokes]

Some jokes for y’all. Zoom in — view on Instagram http://bit.ly/2LC6Rgu

[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

[thescientificviolist]

*movement ends*

15 people cough, chairs squeak, 57 more coughs, programs rustle, 463784 more coughs,

[memewhore]

[nerdjpg]

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

[myclassicalmusicobsession]

Unpopular opinion: A lot of music majors shouldn’t be music majors.

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[antijohnmulaney]

my sbc church would change our communion “bread” at least once a year. the best was the oyster crackers