Secret Fantasies

Early thirties / female / beginning to explore my kinky side / pro cycling, scuba diving, and classical music / NSFW 18+ only

[olyphantgifs]

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT Conan on TBS (May 17, 2021)

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im crying so hard

[lifethe-universe-andeverything]

Since I’m a giant Classics nerd I made some Greek pottery inspired Easter eggs

[oakashandwillow]

#no artistic trend in the last 3000 years has ever surpassed the time the minoans just went crazy for octopuses#just absolutely apeshit for cephalopods

[aidashakur]

for anyone who can relate

[intoxicologist99]

[the-closeted-sub]

There are two types of women…. 😂

[5triderofthenorth]

I prefer the latter

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[potatochipship]

[vergess]

(I made a version that should be legible as a bumper sticker and roughly the right proportions. You’re on your own for vectors, I cannot be bothered right now)

[peonysweety]

Still spending an inordinate amount of time on my bed in my towel

[booksnbaebies]

Repeat after me:

The books people read for pleasure in no way is a reflection or a means to measure their intelligence.

[chocolatina]

holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman

[katsdom]

Holds the door regardless of gender because it's a nice thing to do.

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[mysharona1987]

[memewhore]

[equinity-deactivated20250916]

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[fangcore]

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

[adorablecake]

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

[whoreapologist]

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

[heritage-post]

date of origin: April 18, 2021

[gayteensupreme]

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

[hailhailsatan]

So everyone talks about praise kink right? But I think there's something to be said for a reassurance kink.

"That's it, you're doing it right, darling, don't worry."

Any guidance through even the simplest of tasks.

"I'm here, I'm not going anywhere."

Feeling weight, like a hand resting on a shoulder or thigh.

Making eye contact and getting a smile and nod back that says, you're doing great, keep going.

Being hushed or swayed while receiving back rubs.

Being fully surrounded by their body while they say, "it's okay now, I'm here, you're safe."

[roguish-southern-redhead]

[disneyladiesfromlastnight]