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“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” (Wyatt)
“You know there are easier ways of asking me on a date, Swan.” Regina chuckled but nevertheless sat up straighter to prevent herself from getting too comfortable and falling asleep. “But then again nothing really is easy with you, so, you are on.”
🐜 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG (shay)
Regina had been sitting flicking throughpapers in her study when she heard the scream. High pitched and filled withfear she knew it could only belong to one of two people; her husband or herdaughter, but seeing as the former of which was on duty the only possiblevictim of whatever crime that had caused such an uproar was Shay. Within meremoments the Mayor was out of her seat and running for the door- something thatwas notan easy task in heels but when fuelled with blind panic and a sickly feelingrising in her throat she managed.
She knew that Shay, being the clumsy six-year-oldthat she was, had most likely just banged her knee against something or fallenover and added another bruise to her ever growing collection but with every cry,shout or indeed scream a parent in Storybrooke heard coming from the mouth oftheir child a sense of dread settled in case it wasn’t the result of them trippingover. With all of the villains Regina had faced and had to fight off fromHenry, she had developed a nerve that instantaneously made her think of theworst possible scenario- which in this case was a version 2.0 of Pan.
“Shay, sweetheart, are you all right?”she asked in a breathless voice as she flung open the door of her room only tofind the little girl standing frozen in fear and pointing. At first Regina didn’teven notice what it was that had shaken her daughter up so much but as shemoved closer to pull her in for a hug her eyes fell on the spider which hadsettled itself down in the corner of the room, surrounded by books which, sheassumed, had been Shay’s weapon of choice until she had ran out of ammo.
‘Fuck.’ Was the first thought tocross the older brunettes mind as she picked up Shay to try to get her to calmdown. With Wyatt gone and Shay clearly having inherited her irrational fear ofanything with more than four legs she was plain and simply screwed. There wasno way that she’d be able to go near the creature but at the same time if shedisplayed any fear of it in front of Shay then she’d only be telling her thatthere was a reason to be afraid when there really wasn’t. She had been the EvilQueen at one point, for heaven’s sake. She had caused some of the bravest andstrongest souls in the Enchanted Forest to tremble beneath her and had laughedoff any challenge the Dark One sent her way, yet still the sight of anyarachnid, beastie or bug could send her into a frenzy. “Look sweetheart, it’sall going to be all right.” She finally managed to mutter into the girl’s hairbefore turning on her heel and walking right back out of the room with the girlstill in her arms. “We are just going to call daddy and tell him that he has tocome home.”
❥┊ ⧼ since when do they care about anyone’s happiness but their own?
indie selective cora mills penned by cat || indie semi-selective regina mills penned by courtney
The Ultimate Relationship Tag
steph-seymour:
Send ‘✩’ for the following:
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Who trashes the house? Do either of them get physical? How often do they argue/disagree? Who is the first to apologise?
Sex:
Who is on top? Who is on the bottom? Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? Who’s dominant in bed? Is head ever in the equation? If so, who is better at performing it? Ever had sex in public? Who moans the most? Who leaves the most marks? Who screams the loudest? Who is the more experienced of the two? Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Rough or soft? How long do they usually last? Is protection used? Does it ever get boring? Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Who is the favorite parent? Who is the authoritative parent? Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Who changes the diapers? Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Who spends the most time with the children? Who packs their lunch boxes? Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Who cleans up after the kids? Who worries the most? Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? Who is the little spoon? Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Who gives the most kisses? What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? How often do they get time to themselves?
Sleeping:
Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Who talks in their sleep? What do they wear to bed? Are either of your muses insomniacs? Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Who wakes up with bed hair? Who wakes up first? Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? What is their favourite sleeping position? Who hogs the sheets? Do they set an alarm each night? Can a television be found in their bedroom? Who has nightmares? Who has ridiculous dreams? Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Who makes the bed? What time is bed time? Any routines/rituals before bed? Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
Work:
Who is the busiest? Who rakes in the highest income? Are any of your muses unemployed? Who takes the most sick days? Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Who sucks up to their boss? What are their jobs? Who stresses the most? Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Are your muses financially stable?
Home:
Who does the washing? Who takes out the trash? Who does the ironing? Who does the cooking? Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Who is messier? Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Who forgets to flush the toilet? Who is the prankster around the house? Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Who mows the lawn? Who answers the telephone? Who does the vacuuming? Who does the groceries? Who takes the longest to shower? Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? How many cars do they own? Do they own their home or do they rent? Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Do they live in the city or in the country? Do they enjoy their surroundings? What’s their song? What do they do when they’re away from each other? Where did they first meet? How did they first meet? Who spends the most money when out shopping? Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Any mental issues? Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house? Their favourite place? Who pays the bills? Do they have any fears for their future? Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Who uses up all of the hot water? Who’s the tallest? Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Who wanders around in their underwear? Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? What do they tease each other about? Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Do they have mutual friends? Who crushed first? Any alcohol or substance related problems? Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Who swears the most?
We’ll always be friends, right? (Smol Zelena and even Smoller Regina pls.)
“Yup!” The young brunette confirmed with a firm nod of her head that caused curls to go bobbing wildly around the frame of her face. “Best friends.”
"Besides, it was horrible tea,"
“For once I’m actually going to have to agree with you.” Regina stated as she stared into the still full teacup. Before long she lets out a weak sigh and sets it down onto the table beside her so she could turn her full attention back to her guest. “It’s a good thing I didn’t invite you here for tea.”
@itsnotbornitsmade
‘ I’m afraid you’ve overstayed your welcome already. ‘
it had only been a few months, maybe, since JEFFERSON - as she had learned his name - had released her from the hospital basement. she wouldn’t let this woman attempt to intimidate her.
Regina folded her arms across her chest with a sigh, knowing that it wasn’t going to be easy to get what she came for. Well, she could get it very simply by reaching out and tearing Belle’s heart from her chest but she was already treading on a fine line with Rumple and doing so would most certainly send him over the edge.
“Look, I know that I’m probably the last person you want to see but I just came to apologise. For everything. You see my problem back then was that I wasn’t strong enough to defeat Rumple so instead I tried to destroy him the only way I knew how- by exploiting his love for you. You didn’t deserve any of it and I’m genuinely sorry that I did what I did.” Apologies were not the Mayors forte and most of the time they’d have to be forced out of her but this one she knew was long overdue.
🐜
YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG
“Really, Regina, your afraid of bugs, I don’t kill them, but I’d gladly take it outside for you.” All the while, she’s trying not to laugh at her friend, and the former Evil Queen, as she captures the bug and happily takes it outside.
@itsnotbornitsmade
“I’m not afraid of bugs.” Regina insisted in a less than convincing tone, taking a step back as Tinkerbell walks by with the beast in her hands. “I’m just not particularly fond of them. They are disgusting little creatures that frankly just have more limbs than should be allowed.” A shiver ran down her spine at the mere thought of the little spindly legs flailing around wildly. “Any more than four is just excessive.”
“Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.”
@itsnotbornitsmade
Emma almost didn’t hear Regina’s voice at first. When she had though, and it clicked that Regina was probably waiting for her to answer her she hoped that she hadn’t taken too long in responding. “What- yeah- I’m fine.” clearly distracted even as she spoke though.
“Don’t lie to me Swan. I may not have that superpower of yours but I can tell when you are lying and right now your nose just grew by an inch.” The brunette reaches out to rest a hand on Emma’s arm both to prevent her from turning away and to force her to meet her gaze. “Tell me what’s wrong.”
❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ (the-other-swan)
“Wyatt I never left! You are the one who gets afraid, you are the one who runs away! That is why I’m the one chasing you, not the other way around. I have always been here and I always will be if you just let me.”
“Did you never stop to think that maybe I keep things from you to protect you? In case you haven’t noticed, Emma, my life is far from being all filled with unicorns and rainbows. It’s dangerous. It seems like every day there is another demon threatening the town- threatening our son- and all to get to me. I pissed off a lot of people before I created this place and now they just seem to be cropping up all over the place.” Regina paused for a few moments to let the blonde standing in front of her sink in everything that she had said so far. She was on a path of redemption but her past kept on causing bumps along the road. The Evil Queen had killed many and crossed even more because she had never had to care about the consequences of it. She had lost the thing that she loved most and because of it became reckless but now she had someone else to love that her enemies could take, Henry.
“Of course I’m going to go out there and fight to get rid of them and if keeping a few secrets keeps you and him out of the firing line then it will be worth it, because at least that way he won’t lose both of us. If I die fighting them off, then at least I will know he still has someone else to keep him safe.”
{@thesongofaswan}
When Robin appeared in the doorway Regina stopped calling out for her father and took a few steps back out of caution. For a few long moments she stood deadly silent, just staring up at the man as though trying to place him but after so long without any spark of recognition she forced herself to speak up. “How do you know my name?” she asked, having heard him calling it out mere moments before he had entered the room. It wasn’t entirely uncommon for strangers to approach her with the knowledge of whom she was because of her parent’s position but this man looked nothing like the people that her parents mixed with. As a matter of fact, he looked nothing like any man she had ever seen before. In the Enchanted Forest men of riches or nobility would wear fine silks in bright colours and jewels to reflect that whilst the peasants would wear basic tunics and trousers in earthier tones. This man wore neither and was instead clad in materials that she had never seen before- that somehow just seemed to fit into the strange world that she had found herself in.
“Do you know my parents?” The brunette continued on in a much quieter voice after a short pause. “Do you know where they are?”
That, Regina could not deny. Manipulation had always been her forte but now, as she was ready to succumb to Cruella’s childish taunts, she began to wonder if she really had gone soft- or at the very least lost her touch. “All right, fine! Tequila it is then.”
“There’s a good girl.” Cruella smirks, and she quickly fills up four shot glasses. She passed them out, and raised her glass. “To darkness, and getting the happy endings that we all deserve.” She eyes the queen one last time, before she downs the liquor.
Regina maintains eye contact with Cruella whilst she tips the liquid down her throat, all the whilst having to force herself not to gag at the taste of it. “Look, as fun as this is, it’s really not. Why don’t we go out and have some real fun? Or is the gins pull stronger than the darkness?”
WARM AND FUZZY MEME! SEND AN EMOTICON FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO: 🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE 🎂 YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE ☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK 🍴 YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE 👻 YOUR MUSE TELLING MINE A SPOOKY STORY BY TORCHLIGHT 💀 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE 💍 YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE 👶 YOUR MUSE REVEALING THAT THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH MY MUSE’S BABY 💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE) 👐 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG 🐟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY 🐜 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG 💐 YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS 🌱 YOUR MUSE AND MY MUSE PLANTING A GARDEN TOGETHER 🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP 🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING ⛈ YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE DURING A THUNDERSTORM ☀ YOUR MUSE SLATHERING MY MUSE IN SUNBLOCK ☂ YOUR MUSE SHIELDING MY MUSE FROM RAIN ❄ YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE 💧 YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE 🐁 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ MOUSE 🛀 YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE 🎨 YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE ⚽ YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME 🎸 YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE 💌 YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER 🎁 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT 💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN ❤ YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE 💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
Dance with the Devil (itsnotbornitsmade)
When the room unfroze and everything continued, Regina was the exception. She stood staring at the lifeless figure of her best friend with a shell-shocked expression and in that moment everything else just became background. No longer could she hear Hades’ taunts, or Robins pleas to get her to focus, nor did she care for the two strangers whom had appeared in the room. Running through her mind was the words that Hades had said prior to crushing Wyatt’s heart, ‘That magical pull’, ‘this is not the heart I need’, ‘true love’. It had taken her his death to realise it but suddenly everything pieced itself together and just made sense; when he would walk into a room a smile would instantly begin to pull on her lips without her even noticing, he could make her laugh without even trying, he had become her first thought in the morning when she awoke and her last thought at night before she fell asleep… The signs had all been there but either stubbornness or sheer idiocy had prevented her from seeing that she was hopelessly and ridiculously in love with Wyatt Swan.
She wrenched herself away from the arms that had moved around her and collapsed down onto her knees so she could pull the body in closer to her as though simply by doing so she would be able to bring him back. ‘If I crush this you die for good… No underworld, no chance of ever coming back.’ A tear drips down the brunette’s cheek but it wasn’t until it splashes down onto Wyatt’s that she even notices she was crying. “No, Wy… Please don’t do this. Come back-” She knew that there was no point in trying to save him now but even still there were words that should have been spoken so long ago that he had to hear. That now he would never hear. “I need you, I-I love you.”
It was at that very moment that a voice in a tone so unlike her own interrupts her and she is forced back into reality only witness Hades being run off by the two strangers that had appeared mere moments before the whole mess had occurred. Say strangers; Regina was positive that she had never met either or the two in her entire life yet still just the sight of them both sparked a maternal instinct in her that made her dry away her so neither of them could see just how badly she was breaking down on the inside. The boy she could see so much of Henry in. He was older by far and had magic but he held the same glint in his eyes that made him seem wise beyond his years. As for the girl, all she seen was Wyatt- from every curve defining her facial features to the bright green orbs that were staring back at her. The defeat in her cry only confirmed that she truly was his. Well, theirs. “Sweetheart?”
Send a ship and I'll tell you who:
Gives nose/forehead kisses.
Gets jealous the most.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive.
Takes care of on sick days.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day.
Gives unprompted massages.
Drives/rides shotgun.
Brings the other lunch at work.
Has the better parental relationship.
Tries to start role-playing in bed.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer.
Still cries watching Titanic.
Firmly believes in couples costumes.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas.
Makes the other eat breakfast.
Remembers anniversaries.
Brings up having kids.
The Masks: Go on Anon and Send My Muse a Mask, Each Mask Changes My Muse's Personality or Something about them while they wear it. My Muse can not take the Mask off themselves, and may only remove it with the help of Another Muse..
Mask of Rage: My Muse goes Berserk and attacks everyone in their Path not caring if it is Friend or Enemy, Mask can only be removed with the Bloody Hand-print of Another Muse..
Mask of Calamity: My Muse becomes a walking magnet of destruction, the Mask gives off powerful Pulses that disrupt the fabric of reality wherever they go. Only a Muse who can withstand the destructive Rift may pull the Mask off..
Mask of Darkness: My Muse becomes complete and utter Evil in Physical Form, they are plotting something that will destroy everything and everyone in their Path. Only a Muse who my Muse loves dearly can get close enough to remove the Mask..
Mask of Despair: My Muse falls into a dark shroud of sorrow, their health starts to deteriorate and their very life is now at stake. Only a Muse who can always make My Muse smile can break through the Gloom and remove the Mask..
Mask of Lust: My Muse now falls in love with the wrong person, the Person who placed the Mask on them, (Add a Character who My Muse Hates or an Enemy of Your Muse)..Only a Muse who Loves My Muse and is Lucky to be Loved in return, and works hard to show my muse this truth can remove the mask and wipe away the Lie of Lust..
Mask of Pestilence: My Muse is now a Carrier of a Horrible Illness that effects everyone around them, controlled by illness they can’t help but spread the illness. Only a Muse who has reached near critical infection while trying to stop My Muse can pull off the mask and wash away the taint of a terrible Plague..
Mask of Silence: My Muse learns of a horrible fate that will befall the world but can no longer speak, anything they write becomes a scrambled mess and body language makes no sense. Only a Muse who truly Knows the workings of My Muse’s heart can pull free the mask and Learn the Truth..
Mask of Lies: Every Lie My Muse tells becomes real, yet My Muse can not tell the truth. Only a Muse who knows My Muse well enough to see past the lies can remove the Truth and set the wrong right..
Mask of Wind: My Muse becomes Invisible, they can not be seen, smelled, senses, heard, or felt. They become lost and seem to despair into the World. Only a Muse blind to the True feelings they hold for My Muse can find them and Remove the Mask..
Mask of Blood: My Muse now starts bleeding from everywhere, the mask is slowly killing them, they only have 2 hours to live. Only a Muse who is a hated Enemy of My Muse, but can learn to become friends can remove the Mask and Save my Muse’s life..
Mask of Nightmares: My Muse falls asleep and can not wake up, and from the dark depths of their Mind, the Creatures of fear and darkness emerge to destroy the world around them. Only a Muse who truly Loves My Muse and is Loved in Return may remove the Mask and Awaken My Muse with a Kiss, sending the darkness back to the depths..
Mask of Stone: My Muse becomes a frozen statue, they are gone, and they are slowly cracking, in time they will crumble and become dust. Only a Muse who’s Heart of Stone was softened by Mine can remove the Mask and save My Muse..
Mask of Insanity: My Muse becomes Unstable, Crazed, and Twisted. They cause Chaos to everything they touch and are warping the world to fit their new way of thinking. Only a Muse who was Once the Same, but shown the light by My Muse can save them and Remove the Mask..
The Mask of the Reaper: My Muse becomes Death incarnate, they are Fear of the End and will now bring forth the End of the World in their Own Special Way. Only a Muse who would Truly give their Life and Their Soul to save My Muse can remove the Mask..
