[rootlessly]

26 may 2025 — central coast, california

[karvina]

[evilqueerwizardassociation]

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[emziess]

I don't want you to think she was weak. I don't. She wasn't. She was so funny and beautiful. She was so sad. And my dad was so hard on her.

Heated Rivalry

[iloveyou9]

[shane-ilya]

JF: So many people have become fans of this show that didn't really have any interest in hockey - some of them still don't. Did you expect that kind of response from non-hockey fans? HW: No, I didn't think they would manage to go out to the - I've heard the term boy aquarium?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thejugheadparadox]

Breaking my silence on heated rivalry. Here's my main thought. It is so fabulous to me to watch these two like proper acting theory pilled animal work clowning physical theatre guys (a type i am highly familiar with) grappling in some kind of sisyphean hand to hand combat with some of the most awkward fanfiction dialogue ever written. And well sometimes they win. But always the point of fascination is the fight.

[thejugheadparadox]

This is by no means to say they're not having a good time which they clearly are. They get to interpret and do sex scenes which is like enrichment for them. And they get to talk about their process which is also enrichment for them. Particularly love the video where they're like shane was a nasty little omega freak in that scene wasn't he and Hudson Williams is like I'm So Glad You Noticed My Animal Work. Really funny

[hoechloin]

December 9 2025 → January 7 2026

[bandsanitizer]

heated rivalry? no no it’s perfectly chill (she said like a lying liar who lies) source

[thomasmomwell]

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 1: bro I fucking love having sex with girls

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 2: might fuck around later and marry a woman lol. yeah i have one in mind. she's really hot :) her dad was a goalie :)

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 3: [to shane's parents] WE! ARE! LOVERS!

[keriarentikai]

Coda:

ilya rosanov finally just tells shane that he is his boyfriend: i am your boyfriend. I think. probably. seems like it at this point, doesn't it.

[texasbama]

Hudson Williams on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

[marciies]

lesbians you have to let yourself embrace desire. you can’t just yearn forever

[stitchposts]

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[gil-estel]

bonus:

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya rozanov giggling to himself like omg im going to blow this virgins mind and then within two seconds of stepping into his hotel room shane hollander has matched his freak to a degree that could cause a seismic event

[dailyhollanov]

HEATED RIVALRY ⏤ 1x02 -> 1x05