one sweet dream

now accepting applications to kiss my toosh

[itspaulmccartney]

new shirt. ..

[itsjamesdean]

U look good hooker

[itsjamesdean]

Story Time: I Was Attacked By Paul McCartney (NOT CLICKBAIT) (TEARS SHED) (POLICE CALLED) (BASEBALL BAT USED)

[itsjamesdean]

James

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itsjamesdean]

*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*

[itspaulmccartney]

*kill bill sirens start blaring*

[itsjamesdean]

*morphs into a transformer and lands on the ground from the sky, farting with reverb as he appears*

[itspaulmccartney]

*stops running, staying perfectly still, a single bead of sweat dripping off his buttocks*

[itsjamesdean]

*throws robot poop at him*

[itspaulmccartney]

*starts tweaking, eyes turning red and robot body shaking so violently the ground begins fo rumble*

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itsjamesdean]

*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*

[itspaulmccartney]

*kill bill sirens start blaring*

[itsjamesdean]

*morphs into a transformer and lands on the ground from the sky, farting with reverb as he appears*

[itspaulmccartney]

*stops running, staying perfectly still, a single bead of sweat dripping off his buttocks*

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itsjamesdean]

*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*

[itspaulmccartney]

*kill bill sirens start blaring*

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itsjamesdean]

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

[itspaulmccartney]

this is my last straw james

[itsjamesdean]

How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*

[itspaulmccartney]

*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!

[itsjamesdean]

*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*

[itspaulmccartney]

heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin

[itsjamesdean]

*hissing sound intensifies*

*throws binoculars, begins running in the opposite direction*

[itspaulmccartney]

*gears turn until head is tilted at 45° angle, his eyes begin glowing like freddy fazbear and his mouth drops open to reveal the barrel of a minigun *

[itsjamesdean]

*hissing comes to an abrupt stop*

*explodes*

[itspaulmccartney]

*stops fnaf charging, standing in the middle of rhe street*

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itsjamesdean]

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

[itspaulmccartney]

this is my last straw james

[itsjamesdean]

How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*

[itspaulmccartney]

*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!

[itsjamesdean]

*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*

[itspaulmccartney]

heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin

[itsjamesdean]

*hissing sound intensifies*

*throws binoculars, begins running in the opposite direction*

[itspaulmccartney]

*gears turn until head is tilted at 45° angle, his eyes begin glowing like freddy fazbear and his mouth drops open to reveal the barrel of a minigun *

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itsjamesdean]

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

[itspaulmccartney]

this is my last straw james

[itsjamesdean]

How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*

[itspaulmccartney]

*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!

[itsjamesdean]

*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*

[itspaulmccartney]

heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itsjamesdean]

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

[itspaulmccartney]

this is my last straw james

[itsjamesdean]

How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*

[itspaulmccartney]

*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itsjamesdean]

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

[itspaulmccartney]

this is my last straw james

[itspaulmccartney]

Watch ur man…. u should watch ur mouth…..

Watch my Mouth Watch Ny mouth? I’ll Have Yiu Know yoy should come and get YOUR mouth bevause its RUNNING

[itspaulmccartney]

omfg i miss your shitposting!!! you’re a real g 💕💕💕💕

shitposting how about SHIT ON MY PORCH CANT TALK RIGHT NOW I NEED 911

[itspaulmccartney]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[itspaulmccartney]

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

[itspaulmccartney]

who i s ready for a new me

[itsjamesdean]

Do you love me

[itspaulmccartney]

[itsjamesdean]

[itspaulmccartney]

that ur body??

[itsjamesdean]

So what if it is? Does it offend u????

[itspaulmccartney]

See a doctor ……….

[itspaulmccartney]

who i s ready for a new me

[itsjamesdean]

Do you love me

[itspaulmccartney]

[itsjamesdean]

[itspaulmccartney]

that ur body??