new shirt. ..
U look good hooker
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@itspaulmccartney
new shirt. ..
U look good hooker
Story Time: I Was Attacked By Paul McCartney (NOT CLICKBAIT) (TEARS SHED) (POLICE CALLED) (BASEBALL BAT USED)
James
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*
*kill bill sirens start blaring*
*morphs into a transformer and lands on the ground from the sky, farting with reverb as he appears*
*stops running, staying perfectly still, a single bead of sweat dripping off his buttocks*
*throws robot poop at him*
*starts tweaking, eyes turning red and robot body shaking so violently the ground begins fo rumble*
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*
*kill bill sirens start blaring*
*morphs into a transformer and lands on the ground from the sky, farting with reverb as he appears*
*stops running, staying perfectly still, a single bead of sweat dripping off his buttocks*
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*
*kill bill sirens start blaring*
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
*pees on the fire until it goes out*
this is my last straw james
How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*
*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!
*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*
heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin
*hissing sound intensifies*
*throws binoculars, begins running in the opposite direction*
*gears turn until head is tilted at 45° angle, his eyes begin glowing like freddy fazbear and his mouth drops open to reveal the barrel of a minigun *
*hissing comes to an abrupt stop*
*explodes*
*stops fnaf charging, standing in the middle of rhe street*
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
*pees on the fire until it goes out*
this is my last straw james
How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*
*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!
*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*
heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin
*hissing sound intensifies*
*throws binoculars, begins running in the opposite direction*
*gears turn until head is tilted at 45° angle, his eyes begin glowing like freddy fazbear and his mouth drops open to reveal the barrel of a minigun *
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
*pees on the fire until it goes out*
this is my last straw james
How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*
*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!
*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*
heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
*pees on the fire until it goes out*
this is my last straw james
How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*
*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
*pees on the fire until it goes out*
this is my last straw james
Watch ur man…. u should watch ur mouth…..
Watch my Mouth Watch Ny mouth? I’ll Have Yiu Know yoy should come and get YOUR mouth bevause its RUNNING
omfg i miss your shitposting!!! you’re a real g 💕💕💕💕
shitposting how about SHIT ON MY PORCH CANT TALK RIGHT NOW I NEED 911
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*
THIS IS AN ATTACK
who i s ready for a new me
Do you love me
that ur body??
So what if it is? Does it offend u????
See a doctor ……….
who i s ready for a new me
Do you love me
that ur body??