~I Love Brian May~

✨but sometimes I see Roger Taylor and my heart goes BABOOM✨—Joe Mazzello is yet to propose to me—I post my art sometimes

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They’re literally just a group of teenage girls

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I know we all have our theories about how roger got on the red mail box, but please someone explain this

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Roger: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, “Are we about to kiss?”

Roger: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way

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toxic men be like “why cant you be skinny? why cant you be pretty?” mf why cant you be freddie mercury

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Brian if he never joined queen and stayed with astrophysics

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No one:

John Deacon:

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Me summoning Freddie from the dead at 2am

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John joining queen

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Brian: What're you two fighting about?

John: he keeps using phrases wrong!

Roger: Oh cry me a table!

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Roger: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

John: I'm pretending you're in jail

Roger: Why?

John: It's spiritually healing

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“when Goliath gone missing, Freddie had offered a £1000 reward. Then I found him asleep in the jacuzzi bathroom. I ran down to find Freddie, he came up, took one look at Goliath asleep in the marble washbin and let out a hysterical scream” -Jim

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John having a better fashion sense than all of us combined

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when worlds collide...

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John, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?

Roger, sarcastically: Heaven.

John: Oh...

John: ...

John: I didn’t think you'd be here

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Brian smiling at Rami Malek performing as Freddie Mercury

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This is literally how every mom wakes up

He got it spot on

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“Do you know how many fucking times I’ve been in a shopping center, and some kid has pointed at me and shouted ‘mummy look, it’s Santa’”

-Roger Taylor