Hogwarts Gossipmonger

Rita Skeeter here, reporting about Hogwarts latest gossip and events. 7th year. Slytherin. Pureblood. Let's chat, shall we?

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

I can't wait until the first Hogsmeade weekend

[jrbarty]

Are you sure about that? Rita, love, you don’t want to get unattractively chubby, do you?

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Oi! A few snacks here and there wouldn't do anything. 

[caintravers-blog]

Attention

[caintravers-blog]

Never underestimate me; I’m always full of surprises -laughs quietly and summons a crystal glass full of water for her- But in all honesty, if I had the powers of some almighty wizarding god, I’d surely possess the ability to turn water into wines and liquors.  But unfortunately, I’m a mortal like everyone else on this shit planet.  -takes a swig of his water and gazes around the room-

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Oh come on Travers, do you really not pay that much attention in Transfiguration? Surely you know the eye of rabbit spell.

[caintravers-blog]

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[caintravers-blog]

But of course.  -rolls over onto his side to have a better look at her, he grins and reaches for his wand, pulling it out and summoning a crystal glass-  Too lazy to get my liquor from my dormitory, I suppose water will have to do.  Care for a glass?

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Water over liquor? My, I never thought such a day would come. I'll have one though, I suppose.

[pinklights]

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Attention

[caintravers-blog]

Ah, yes.  A week of pure entertainment for those who weren’t affected.  I read your article, well done, as always.

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Thank you, love. It didn't warrant half of the amount of angry actions the last one did, but I'll work on that. The reaction is always one of my favourite parts.

[caintravers-blog]

Attention

[caintravers-blog]

Sleep when you’re dead, I’ll toast to that. -smirks- Scandalous, you say?  Do tell, I’m interested in what gossip the infamous Rita has gathered.  

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Unfortunately, everyone has been rather quiet lately... Trying to get over the embarrassment of their actions last week, I'm assuming. Everyone was ashamed, except for Alecto, because...well, there's no embarrassing Alecto.

[caintravers-blog]

Attention

[caintravers-blog]

She’s….

-scoffs, lacking the right words and rehashing the incident in his mind: her accusatory tone, her blatant anger and disgust in him as she repelled each of his jinxes.  he started chewing on the inside of his cheek- …not worth it.  Anyways, where are you off to at this hour? Figured I’d be the only one up.

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

That's certainly one way to put it. Oh, I'll rest when I'm dead. The most scandalous things happen at night!

[caintravers-blog]

Attention

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

caintravers:

Yeah but that’s more fun. -sneers at his hand- Fucking Marlene McKinnon.  We got into a little tiff…wands drawn and she repelled my stinging jinx, that bitch. Wasn’t on my game tonight, that’s the problem.

Ah, you got into it with Marlene? Not a huge fan of her... Not a huge fan of most people outside our House.

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Ah, but in order for that to happen I’d have to get up and cross the dungeons to get into the Kitchens, find a suitable House Elf to carry out my request properly…-groans- …effort. -rubs his swollen pinky-

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Paying someone in sexual favours is also putting forth quite a bit of effort too, you know... what happened to your finger?

[caintravers-blog]

Attention

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No judgement.  -nibbles on a piece of cinnamon crumble cake from the great hall and winces slightly showing displeasure in the pastry- Nothing compares.  - carelessly spits it over the windowsill outside towards the grounds-

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Perhaps, but you could always ask for the House Elves to simply whip you up some.

[caintravers-blog]

Attention

Bake me a loaf of banana bread and bring it to me fresh and hot and I shall repay you in exquisite sexual favors and that is a promise.

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Offering yourself to any person of any gender now, as long as they bake for you?

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

I can't wait until the first Hogsmeade weekend

Honestly, I'm already running a little low on ink. Plus, getting some chocoballs from Honkeydukes sounds like a good idea...

[pragmatique]

[noble-padfoot]

I’ll try have to harder next time.

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

I look forward to your future failed attempts.

[noble-padfoot]

Oh, wait. I forgot. The entire point of using an innuendo is to offend. Or make you blush. Either way it’s entertaining.

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

I can assure you, you do not make me blush.

[noble-padfoot]

In that case I’ll be sure to make my next innuendo much less appalling.

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

I would find that best.

[marlenemcks]

Quidditch season is back.

[marlenemcks]

I mean, sure, that stuff was technically true, but that was only because everyone was under that rubbish spell and reality was finally ridiculous enough for your standards to report accurately. Otherwise, apparently the facts are far too boring and uninteresting.

[itsritaskeeter2-blog]

Of course, dear. I'm sure that was the only time I have wrote a truthful thing. My, delusional state indeed...