[ghostyrd]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[cartnsncreal]

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too

[hasta-la-pasta-bb]

*choking on my laughter*

[riddlemetom]

[mxnrique]

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

[dawva]

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

[nos3um]

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

[itsagifnotagif]

[chuckynachos]

Share if this made you smile.™

[urie]

men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting

[afrorevolution]

[treatablesssss]

My whole life 😂

[alolanmerman]

[tinderofficial]

NOOOOO OMFG

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[sweatinglikeahookerinchurch]

[butttchester-deactivated2015073]

joe you ain’t SHIT

[novo-cane-deactivated20120722]

my childhood was ruined at this precise moment 

[aihsenatelocin-deactivated20190]

;(

[ghostyrd]

[bakedgrilledcheese]

wAS SPY KIDS 2 EVEN REAL OMG 

[perrypetrie-deactivated20200703]

[death-by-lulz]

BONKKKKKK!

[hellyeahrihannafenty]