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#BadLiar

[notanactualknight-blog]

I TOOK YOU TO PROM ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK SOMETHING FOR US TO DO

[itsselena-marie]

…ok fine. Wanna go shopping with me and make my dogs dinner?

[notanactualknight-blog]

Sure, why not. I have nothing better to do.

[itsselena-marie]

Sick.

[notanactualknight-blog]

I TOOK YOU TO PROM ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK SOMETHING FOR US TO DO

[itsselena-marie]

...ok fine. Wanna go shopping with me and make my dogs dinner?

[notanactualknight-blog]

WELL WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? I AM A HOOT.

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ITS NOT ENTIRELY MY FAULTY, SIR.

[notanactualknight-blog]

I AM A BUSY BAND MAN.

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FRIENDSHIP IS A TWO WAY STREET.

[notanactualknight-blog]

WELL WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? I AM A HOOT.

[itsselena-marie]

ITS NOT ENTIRELY MY FAULTY, SIR.

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notanactualknight:

Only $2500? Pfft, amateur.

You’ve seen more?

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I’m so disappointed you don’t get me yet.

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I haven't spent enough time with you yet ;-;

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idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo:

Because he’s honestly a trashy and disgusting person who will flaunt everything he owns. He thinks he’s hot shit when in reality he’s a racist status-obsessed bully.

I mean, fair.

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wheresdougie:

Been there, ay. Only 2,500 on makeup? Everyday occurrence, innit? 

Maybe if your mascara is $500.

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notanactualknight:

Only $2500? Pfft, amateur.

You’ve seen more?

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phoebsryan:

Ffs, that’s wild to me. I like makeup and looking glam n’ all but a) I can barely do it on my own, b) how do people find use for $2500 in makeup all at once?!

Right? I get that much in clothes cause lets be real, it’s easy to spend excessively on fashion, but makeup? Unless it’s like some next level booshy makeup sure, but it was at Ulta. ULTA.

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I was sitting in my living room earlier when I started watching makeup tutorials and I ended up at Jeffree Star’s channel and he just posted a video about a $2500 makeup haul.

How?

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Oh damn.

HEY GURL.

[itsselena-marie]

Suh

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notanactualknight:

You sure? I figured myself more of a Debby Ryan type of guy.

Really? I pegged you as a Selena Gomez type.

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Is she into me??

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notanactualknight:

You sure? I figured myself more of a Debby Ryan type of guy.

Really? I pegged you as a Selena Gomez type.

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DEMI LOVATO?

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I think it was Miley actually

[notanactualknight-blog]

So, before I showed my face in these here parts, I’d just got out of a relationship with a really awesome girl and I was pretty sad about it but I’ve decided I’m finally ready to date again.

I’m even gonna Tinder it up.

But that’s probably not gonna work out so I will allow people to set me up. SO, GO. DO IT. FIND ME THE FUTURE MRS. KNIGHT.

[itsselena-marie]

Good luck if you’re looking for a relationship with Tinder, most people from what I’ve seen just use the app to hook up.

Maybe you already went to prom with her. 

[notanactualknight-blog]

Who did I go to prom with again??

[itsselena-marie]

Idk some disney chick.

[notanactualknight-blog]

So, before I showed my face in these here parts, I’d just got out of a relationship with a really awesome girl and I was pretty sad about it but I’ve decided I’m finally ready to date again.

I’m even gonna Tinder it up.

But that’s probably not gonna work out so I will allow people to set me up. SO, GO. DO IT. FIND ME THE FUTURE MRS. KNIGHT.

[itsselena-marie]

Good luck if you’re looking for a relationship with Tinder, most people from what I’ve seen just use the app to hook up.

Maybe you already went to prom with her.